Hahaha wasn't it ridiculous? I singlehandedly, am destroying society. I'm short and I have to climb on counters to reach things and struggle opening most lids, but apparently I have the power to destroy all.
I can kinda understand her point because I phrased it like a joke- it was like "Weight loss hack: having your jaw broken open is an easy way to lose weight- I've lost 13 pounds in 3 weeks". I needed to make jokes because I was miserable. But still. No one's going to purposefully have jaw surgery to lose weight.
It's been nice! The funny thing is when people ask me what I eat for the weight loss. Lots and lots of pasta.
I typically have one pasta dish a day- it's like the only thing I
can eat. These poor fools are gonna go on the pasta diet to try to copy me.