Clem J
sleeping in seattle
- Joined
- Sep 20, 2022
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Get plastered: sheltermed, genny, samac, zenge, poppy, kate, dubz
Get plastered: sheltermed, genny, samac, zenge, poppy, kate, dubz
No ideaUh oh are half of us going to die?
I rolled low tho!No idea
ELDRITCH BLAST*arrives on a great steed, breastplate glimmering brilliantly in the moonlight*
It is I, Lord Charles Farthington, High Paladin of the Order, Protector of the Realm, Giant’s Bane, Son of the House Farthington, Keeper of Parrots, Singer-in-Bathtubs, here to join your QUEST to save the wo — er. What is this? The game is over? EVERYONE WINS? Oh my father, Duke Franklin Farthington II, must be turning in his mausoleum! Participation trophies? Participation trophies?!?!
*Charles Farthington’s eyes bulge in their sockets and explode, CON save failed, and he crumples dead to the Earth, killed by the pure communal love and liberalism of the Democratic Republic of the Forest*