You know what? After browsing through this thread, I love everyone's sense of humor and "fire". Maybe we should all get together and form our own medical school class (that is, if Dartmouth doesn't recognize our awesomeness).
On a side note. I was driving through NH one day and decided to swing by Dartmouth (as a poor, state-educated boy...I grew up to look at Dartmouth as some magical place...like Hogwarts. So I wanted to see what it was like). Anyways, my dog took a dump on the main lawn within 5 minutes of being there...and he only dumps when he is comfortable. So he is either going to be super excited, or extremely upset when the decision arrives.