SHWWENANIGOATS: The Unauthorized GGOATS Sequel - GAME THREAD

[genny]

For the day. One day.

I can’t even manage 200 in a game, and you want me to do one day?

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[Zenge142]

Am I the villain or the hero in this scenario? Asking for a friend.

I mean if you have to ask…

 

[Chillbo Baggins]

I don’t know, I think I’m winning with Clem voting me three times. Do you have any campaign promises?

Wolf yeeting
Villager succeeding
Cheese eating

 

[sheltermed]

I see the pocketing attempt begins 👀

Is that what it takes to pocket you? 😂

 

[Zenge142]

Is that what it takes to pocket you? 😂

I’m beset upon at all times by a tsunami of culinary crimes and horrors, unceasingly aware of my own mortality and able to contemplate the futility of everything, and yet still rage against the dying of the light. A lone voice of reason in a fever dream of chaos. Microwave eggs are my terror. My nightmare.

 

[Viscernable]

I haven't posted an anime gif yet

This is outing.

Wait... did I?

I honestly don't remember.

Guilty conscience?

 

[Viscernable]

Am I the villain or the hero in this scenario? Asking for a friend.

I think that’s up to you, but personally I need a heroooooo

 

[genny]

Wolf yeeting
Villager succeeding
Cheese eating

Well I’m sold!

@Viscernable you should join us

 

[kaydubs]

An Unforgoatable Time - Day 1 Mayoral Tally

AM (5) - Zenge, Dubz, AM, sheltermed, Zenon
Chillbo (3) - mkg, Chillbo, genny
Sporty (1) - Clem
genny (1) - Vis

10/11 voting
Missing: @SportPonies

Vote closes TODAY, 7/27, at 9 PM CDT (~5 hours)

 

[genny]

If Vis and @SportPonies vote for Chillbo, we could make a tie

 

[Viscernable]

Well I’m sold!

@Viscernable you should join us

Goatlition?

Unvote genny
Vote Chilbo

 

[Animal Midwife]

If Vis and @SportPonies vote for Chillbo, we could make a tie

Sure will be a shame when people die on D1.

 

[Viscernable]

Sure will be a shame when people die on D1.

Ties are good motivation for people to post!

 

[Animal Midwife]

Ties are good motivation for people to post!

In deadchat? Absolutely.

 

[genny]

Sure will be a shame when people die on D1.

Oh come on, no one dies in a mayor vote. I’ll win, and everything will be fine.

 

[Animal Midwife]

Oh come on, no one dies in a mayor vote. I’ll win, and everything will be fine.

Do you agree with this assessment @WildZoo?

 

[WildZoo]

Do you agree with this assessment @WildZoo?

*weeps*

Just don't let it end in a tie

 

[Clem J]

I don’t know, I think I’m winning with Clem voting me three times. Do you have any campaign promises?

Oh sorry for the confusion, I currently have multiple votes spread around to three people, they aren't stacked

 

[WildZoo]

Am I the villain or the hero in this scenario? Asking for a friend.

genny pls, it's too early to open wolf

 

[Clem J]

A tie and everyone dying would be pretty iconic tbf

 

[WildZoo]

Wolf yeeting
Villager succeeding
Cheese eating

Well this is tempting...

 

[WildZoo]

If Vis and @SportPonies vote for Chillbo, we could make a tie

Sure will be a shame when people die on D1.

Now I see the context and I'm having trauma flashbacks

 

[SportPonies]

If Vis and @SportPonies vote for Chillbo, we could make a tie

a tie??

 

[SportPonies]

vote for HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

 

[supershorty]

no one dies in a mayor vote

orly

 

[supershorty]

Ties will be resolved through mass execution

hm, doesn't look like this says mayor vote ties are exempt

 

[Animal Midwife]

I did my good deed for the day by warning you all so I'm just saying now that I'd hate to be punished by losing pseudo votes when I've been active all cycle and thinking of the people.

 

[genny]

when I've been active all cycle and thinking of the people

Thinking of the people… as snacks?

 

[Animal Midwife]

Thinking of the people… as snacks?

Yes. I can't help that everyone on here looks nice.

 

[Chillbo Baggins]

We're *this* close to greatness!

 

[genny]

A tie and everyone dying would be pretty iconic tbf

you could save us all

 

[SportPonies]

An Unforgoatable Time - Day 1 Mayoral Tally

AM (5) - Zenge, Dubz, AM, sheltermed, Zenon
Chillbo (3) - mkg, Chillbo, genny
Sporty (1) - Clem
genny (1) - Vis

10/11 voting
Missing: @SportPonies

Vote closes TODAY, 7/27, at 9 PM CDT (~13 hours)

wait why is DOG voting for Dog?

 

[Animal Midwife]

you could save us all

Maybe Clem doesn't want to when you've been known to wagon hop solely to readjust tallies.

 

[Clem J]

wait why is DOG voting for Dog?

My most recent multivote is actually on genny I think

 

[Clem J]

@supershorty @kaydubs @SARdoghandler my fourth multi vote:

##elect: chillbo##

 

[SportPonies]

Sup
I can get behind a Midwife administration

elect AM

*squint*

 

[Animal Midwife]

@supershorty @kaydubs @SARdoghandler my fourth multi vote:

##elect: chillbo##

How much longer until you get a free coffee?

 

[Clem J]

How much longer until you get a free coffee?

Hopefully soon, I'm ****ing tired man

 

[SportPonies]

Okies I'm debating like self explaining my play style since I think I've played with like exactly 2 people in this pl.

I feel like there's at least three tbh. Thanks for forgetting about me :')

 

[Zenge142]

*squint*

You need some sunglasses or…?

 

[SportPonies]

You need some sunglasses or…?

yeah I always get starry-eyed when I look at Dubz

 

[SportPonies]

Do I have to hit the post minimum for this cycle too? Because I've said all I have to say but I'm still short.

 

[Animal Midwife]

Do I have to hit the post minimum for this cycle too? Because I've said all I have to say but I'm still short.

You still have a little under an hour to talk to us.

 

[SportPonies]

You still have a little under an hour to talk to us.

ba(aaaa)h

 

[sheltermed]

@supershorty @kaydubs @SARdoghandler my fourth multi vote:

##elect: chillbo##

Where did this multi vote thing come from? Another inside joke?

 

[sheltermed]

*ding*
Unelect AM
Elect Chillbo

What about this post (below) made you change your vote?

Imma need a flip to make this happen.

SOMEBODY PICK UP AN ORDER AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE

The new jonas brothers waffle house song is a banger btw

 

[SportPonies]

vote for HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

This is Chillbo if that was a serious hmm @kaydubs

 

[Clem J]

Do I have to hit the post minimum for this cycle too? Because I've said all I have to say but I'm still short.

You can town read me

 

[Princess Abigail]

I'm counting 5.

Really?

Am I dumb lol

 

[Animal Midwife]

Really?

Am I dumb lol

Probably just overwhelmed with the new faces seen at champs around the same time.