SHWWENANIGOATS: The Unauthorized GGOATS Sequel - GAME THREAD

[sheltermed]

microwaved eggs are disgusting. they taste like everything that's ever been in the microwave plus carcinogenic plastic. maybe I'm making them wrong, but....hell no baby. I got this little quick cook soft/hard boil maker from the brand dash (they make all the mini cooking appliances) and it's much preferred for fast eggs that I don't have to cook if I desire them

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[sheltermed]

something something vote AM

so do you genuinely think AM shouldn't be mayor or was this just for the lols

was she mayor last time and it backfired?

 

[Viscernable]

I'm pretty sure genny is town, that's my read for the day

Come vote genny with me, but part of destiny

 

[Viscernable]

*be part

 

[Viscernable]

wait so did you play the first goat game or not? what were they supposed to have learned? (I know you're like mostly kidding [???] but I also don't get the joke and wonder if it's actually relevant)

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against AM when ggoats are on the line"

 

[Viscernable]

so do you genuinely think AM shouldn't be mayor or was this just for the lols

was she mayor last time and it backfired?

(she curbstomped village lol it’s just being superstitious about this being the authorized unauthorized sequel)

 

[Animal Midwife]

(she curbstomped village lol it’s just being superstitious about this being the authorized unauthorized sequel)

Isn't that impossible if genny is guaranteed to win regardless?

 

[sheltermed]

Isn't that impossible if genny is guaranteed to win regardless?

I'm confused as to why this is a thing

 

[sheltermed]

wait does angrying my posts take away from my likes? unangry my posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Animal Midwife]

I'm confused as to why this is a thing

Mechanics

 

[genny]

Why are you like this?

not enough hats in my diet?

 

[genny]

I'm confused as to why this is a thing

some of us are born to be great, some of us have goats thrust upon us.

 

[sheltermed]

ya'll have too many inside jokes 😿

 

[SportPonies]

hello.

Goodnight.

 

[kaydubs]

An Unforgoatable Time - Day 1 Mayoral Tally

AM (5) - Zenge, Dubz, AM, sheltermed, Zenon
Chillbo (3) - mkg, Chillbo, genny
Sporty (1) - Clem
genny (1) - Vis

10/11 voting
Missing: still Sporty

Vote closes tomorrow, 7/27, at 9 PM CDT (~22.75 hours)

 

[WildZoo]

Excuse me, spooky gifs are my thing

 

[WildZoo]

Also hiiii everyone

 

[WildZoo]

Yes now your getting it

But I don't spam so I need you all to like 200 post for me

No

 

[WildZoo]

I see we have collectively learned nothing from our first goating experience

I learned to vote for AM pls

 

[WildZoo]

microwaved cheese on top of microwaved egg = best cheese

genny gets me

 

[WildZoo]

microwaved eggs are disgusting. they taste like everything that's ever been in the microwave plus carcinogenic plastic. maybe I'm making them wrong, but....hell no baby. I got this little quick cook soft/hard boil maker from the brand dash (they make all the mini cooking appliances) and it's much preferred for fast eggs that I don't have to cook if I desire them

Propaganda. Blasphemy. Don't let Zenge see this, he'll be insufferable about someone agreeing with his anti-microwave egg rhetoric.

 

[WildZoo]

Also don't microwave your eggs in plastic, do it in a mug!

And clean your microwave first

 

[WildZoo]

hello.

Goodnight.

Same tbh

 

[supershorty]

I just spent nearly 2 hours dealing with a paraphimosis dog, but I got it back in so who’s the real winner here?!?

 

[supershorty]

i believe you just outed your own modly PR

oh ****

 

[Clem J]

I see a few references to old games. Should I like...read the first goat one? Idk if I have the time to be honest, maybe I can get a tldr




wait so did you play the first goat game or not? what were they supposed to have learned? (I know you're like mostly kidding [???] but I also don't get the joke and wonder if it's actually relevant)


What about left over cheese?

I also did not play the first goat game and will not be reading it so we can be the Out Of The Loop Crew (trademark pending)

 

[Clem J]

Why are you like this?

Because she's incredibly based

 

[Clem J]

Come vote genny with me, but part of destiny

I'm pretty sure I used my second mayoral vote for her iirc

 

[Clem J]

An Unforgoatable Time - Day 1 Mayoral Tally

AM (5) - Zenge, Dubz, AM, sheltermed, Zenon
Chillbo (3) - mkg, Chillbo, genny
Sporty (1) - Clem
genny (1) - Vis

10/11 voting
Missing: still Sporty

Vote closes tomorrow, 7/27, at 9 PM CDT (~22.75 hours)

@supershorty hey guys, I think my double vote isn't being counted properly? No worries just letting you know!

 

[supershorty]

@supershorty hey guys, I think my double vote isn't being counted properly? No worries just letting you know!

gives Clem a set of Reading Rainbow DVDs

Perhaps this will help

 

[Clem J]

@supershorty @kaydubs activating my third mayoral vote

####Elect Genny####

 

[Clem J]

gives Clem a set of Reading Rainbow DVDs

Perhaps this will help

I wish I were levar burton...I wish I were levar burton...

 

[Princess Abigail]

Individually? No

Collectively though???

Also no

No I need it I need volume give it to me let me 900 post and solve the game

 

[Princess Abigail]

for the game? idk if i can do that

For the day. One day.

 

[Princess Abigail]

microwaved eggs are disgusting. they taste like everything that's ever been in the microwave plus carcinogenic plastic. maybe I'm making them wrong, but....hell no baby. I got this little quick cook soft/hard boil maker from the brand dash (they make all the mini cooking appliances) and it's much preferred for fast eggs that I don't have to cook if I desire them

Tbh I think all microwaved food tastes awful

 

[Princess Abigail]

wait does angrying my posts take away from my likes? unangry my posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have now angryd this post lolol

 

[Princess Abigail]

No

Big sad how will I ever solve the game now

 

[Princess Abigail]

I also did not play the first goat game and will not be reading it so we can be the Out Of The Loop Crew (trademark pending)

Sames because I'm lazy

 

[Princess Abigail]

I haven't posted an anime gif yet

This is outing.

Wait... did I?

I honestly don't remember.

 

[Princess Abigail]

Okies I'm debating like self explaining my play style since I think I've played with like exactly 2 people in this pl.

 

[supershorty]

An Unforgoatable Time - Day 1 Mayoral Tally

AM (5) - Zenge, Dubz, AM, sheltermed, Zenon
Chillbo (3) - mkg, Chillbo, genny
Sporty (1) - Clem
genny (1) - Vis

10/11 voting
Missing: @SportPonies

Vote closes TODAY, 7/27, at 9 PM CDT (~13 hours)

 

[supershorty]

*~someone~* will be around for close, probably, but I do not know which one of the 3 of us it might be and flavor will almost certainly be delayed because my shift ends at 10 CDT, so everyone will have to wear their patience pants.

If for some reason there is no mod available to post that voting has closed, it still closes at 9 and any votes following that time stamp will not be counted.

 

[Viscernable]

Isn't that impossible if genny is guaranteed to win regardless?

Every villain needs a hero!

 

[Animal Midwife]

wait does angrying my posts take away from my likes? unangry my posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, it just adds to your angry count.

 

[Animal Midwife]

Okies I'm debating like self explaining my play style since I think I've played with like exactly 2 people in this pl.

I'm counting 5.

 

[Zenge142]

microwaved eggs are disgusting.

I see the pocketing attempt begins 👀

 

[supershorty]

*~someone~* will be around for close, probably, but I do not know which one of the 3 of us it might be and flavor will almost certainly be delayed because my shift ends at 10 CDT, so everyone will have to wear their patience pants.

If for some reason there is no mod available to post that voting has closed, it still closes at 9 and any votes following that time stamp will not be counted.

Future closes that involve flips will have flips posted by whichever mod is around and then I'll post flavor when I can.
For the mayor vote, y'all can probably wait for me to be home lol

 

[Chillbo Baggins]

Alright people, we've still goat time to make this come from behind election a success.

 

[genny]

Alright people, we've still goat time to make this come from behind election a success.

I don’t know, I think I’m winning with Clem voting me three times. Do you have any campaign promises?

 

[genny]

Every villain needs a hero!

Am I the villain or the hero in this scenario? Asking for a friend.