PaWWsta - The Game that WWrites Itself (Game Thread)

[supershorty]

Holy cannelloni! What a strange situation the noodles found themselves in. Something about it just seemed ... off. Like it should be recorded for pastaterity. There were puns. Pastatively amazing ones, quite honestly. Everywhere. Why were there so many puns?

If you're not feeling stroganoff to handle the sauciness, it's okay. As every pastafarian knows, an important part of the relationship between the noodles and the water is that it needs to be strained sometimes. And here we find ourselves, on the brink of a pot, salty as the sea, needing to decide which noodles shall reign supreme.

Some of the noodles felt like hopeless ramentics. They envisioned themselves diving artistically into the pot, the blazing champions of the day. Others felt a little less sure because jumping into boiling water is a pretty weird aspiration to have tbh.

And yet, our sentient noodles find themselves in a feeling of unease. Like they needed to pastapone their plans to solve the mystery of who among them was ... an impasta.

But can they do it before time runs out?

As they stared suspiciously at the noodles in their midst, they thought of one more terrible pun.
What do you get when you cross a pasta and a dog?
I'll let you think on it.

They heard the sound of a single bubble rising from the pot's bottom up through the swirling water.

Pop.

Welcome to PaWWsta, the game that wrote itself.

16 players remain.

1.) @Animal Midwife
2.) @VeggieTrex
3.) @chicandtoughness
4.) @genny
5.) @Dinashadow
6.) @miranda920
7.) @WildZoo
8.) @mightyrunner7
9.) @SARdoghandler
10.) @Santygrass
11.) @mkg323
12.) @matthirten13
13.) @Wondalfy
14.) @Clem J
15.) @Viscernable
16.) @samac

The thread will be unlocked after a few more opening posts.​

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[supershorty]

Table of Contents

Day 1: Most recent tally - 2/5 at 8:16pm; Final tally; Write up
Night 1: Write up

Day 2: Most recent tally - 2/8 at 8:23pm; INTERMISSION: Sporty subs in for matt; Final tally; Write up
Night 2: Write up

Day 3: Most recent tally - 2/11 at 8:04pm; Final tally; Write up
Night 3: Write up

Day 4: Most recent tally - 2/14 at 7:40pm; Final tally; Write up
Night 4: Write up

Day 5: Most recent tally - 2/17 at 5:40pm; Final tally; Actual write up?; Or is this the actual write up?
Night 5: Write up

Day 6: Most recent tally - 2/20 at 7:54pm; Final tally; Final write up​

 

[supershorty]

Rules, including participation requirements

1. Most importantly: this is a game and is meant to be fun. Personal attacks will not be tolerated. Players resorting to personal attacks will be removed from gameplay without warning. NO EXCEPTIONS, AND NO SUBS FOR MODKILLED PLAYERS.
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The mechanics, I mean. The mods exist. We're pretty sure.

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13. We frown upon the use of village code and angleshooting. It will not help you in this game. All it will do is annoy the mods, and we have twitchy trigger fingers.
Examples of what we consider village code or angleshooting:
"My role PM contains the phrase "vanilla beans are the best beans," does anyone else have that phrase?"
"All the wolves that flipped were creatures you find in the mines, so let's all role reveal and solve by role names".

This game, like other shorty games, is specifically designed so it cannot be solved that way. So don't do it.

You won't be punished for it, but I can guarantee it will not help you.​

 

[supershorty]

It is now Day 1. Vote closes at 10pm EST (9pm CST/7pm fantasyland) on Sunday, 2/5/2022.​

 

[WildZoo]

FIRST

 

[Zenge142]

 

[genny]

yeet chic

 

[supershorty]

First!

git wrekt

 

[WildZoo]

gg Zenges

 

[WildZoo]

Yeet AM

Sweet dreams

 

[Clem J]

I'm here to **** around and find out (who the mafia are)

 

[Clem J]

Discussing night results prior to write-up posting will get you a spanking

Probably shouldn't make rules that reward you for breaking the rules rather than punish you for it tbh

 

[Clem J]

This is a timely game start cause we actually found some gluten free ravioli for my mom to try earlier today.

In that spirit

vote VeggieTrex @supershorty

because they have the most motherly username

 

[matthirten13]

I just wanna get in on the D1 voting action but I can't think of a good pasta pun to do it with

yeet matthirten13 @supershorty

 

[chicandtoughness]

yeet chic

Retaliatory

yeet genny

(Why I gotta be on the chopping block first all the time?! sob)

 

[Clem J]

unvote veggie

vote matt

 

[mkg323]

I just wanna get in on the D1 voting action but I can't think of a good pasta pun to do it with

yeet matthirten13 @supershorty

So you’re straining to find pasta puns? Sounds like too high of a water to pasta ratio to me

 

[samac]

THERE ARENT EVEN 2 PAGES YOU SLACKERS

 

[samac]

Also samac did not read that this game is 48/24 with closed nights and just got excited that Dina was on the sign up list.
*eye twitch*

 

[samac]

I just wanna get in on the D1 voting action but I can't think of a good pasta pun to do it with

yeet matthirten13 @supershorty

No.

 

[samac]

Okay I’m bored now.
Someone wake up pls.

 

[Dinashadow]

Okay I’m bored now.
Someone wake up pls.

HI SAMAC

I'm awake, but just barely

 

[Dinashadow]

I just wanna get in on the D1 voting action but I can't think of a good pasta pun to do it with

yeet matthirten13 @supershorty

Water u doin????

 

[samac]

HI SAMAC

I'm awake, but just barely

If I hate 48/24s you get the blame because your existence sucked me in here

 

[Dinashadow]

Yeet benoit

 

[Santygrass]

Oh God game started and I procastinated too much and didnt find another pasta ava. Maybe I'll just stick with this .


I wont vote anyone for now. Make Pasta, not War

 

[samac]

Yeet benoit

Wait which ones that

 

[samac]

Oh God game started and I procastinated too much and didnt find another pasta ava. Maybe I'll just stick with this .


I wont vote anyone for now. Make Pasta, not War

…. but it is pasta themed?

 

[Dinashadow]

If I hate 48/24s you get the blame because your existence sucked me in here

I have no regrets

 

[Santygrass]

They are on a date eating pasta. The most romantic thing to ever exist hmmyes

 

[Dinashadow]

Wait which ones that

Mightyrunner lol

 

[samac]

Mightyrunner lol

I actually thought it was Matt lol
All the noobs are running together

 

[Santygrass]

With this ava I would've pocketed @SportPonies but they arent playing woweee. I'm going to dip out for a while and Im going to contradict myself because leaving with my vote on no one makes me feel itchy


Yeet Matthirteen

 

[Dinashadow]

I actually thought it was Matt lol
All the noobs are running together

The self vote is unsettling but noob

I'm sure his grandmother will be here eventually to spank him for it

 

[samac]

The self vote is unsettling but noob

I'm sure his grandmother will be here eventually to spank him for it

Ooooo she’s gonna have an aneurysm.

 

[SportPonies]

With this ava I would've pocketed @SportPonies but they arent playing woweee.

*************
*climbs into the dorotheagrid pocket*
*************

 

[WildZoo]

Okay I’m bored now.
Someone wake up pls.

Henlo samac. Are you woofing?

 

[samac]

Henlo samac. Are you woofing?

Yes, I am sketchy as hell

 

[WildZoo]

Yes, I am sketchy as hell

Oh heck

 

[SARdoghandler]

That opening post belonged in a "The Debaters" monologue. Which is probably too Canadian of a reference tbh

 

[SARdoghandler]

Oh God game started and I procastinated too much and didnt find another pasta ava. Maybe I'll just stick with this .


I wont vote anyone for now. Make Pasta, not War

With this ava I would've pocketed @SportPonies but they arent playing woweee. I'm going to dip out for a while and Im going to contradict myself because leaving with my vote on no one makes me feel itchy


Yeet Matthirteen

I see it took only one hour to progress from pasta to war

 

[SARdoghandler]

That opening post belonged in a "The Debaters" monologue. Which is probably too Canadian of a reference tbh

Fun fact, one upon a time this show was called The Master Debaters. And it airs on our national radio station

 

[WildZoo]

What do you get when you cross a pasta and a dog?

 

[samac]

Fun fact, one upon a time this show was called The Master Debaters. And it airs on our national radio station

Wait that was a real thing?
Critical role did a whole master debater gag and I thought it was the most hilarious thing.

 

[samac]

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My internet is running super slow and I waited a good 30 seconds for that picture to load and I was terrified of what it was going to be.

 

[SARdoghandler]

Suddenly I want to make another Canada game just with wilder references like the Debaters hahaha

Wait that was a real thing?
Critical role did a whole master debater gag and I thought it was the most hilarious thing.

Indeed it was a thing. It lasted like no time and was quickly scrubbed from the collective archives of the cbc like it never existed. But I remember it being advertised as such on the radio in the mid aughts

 

[SARdoghandler]

Spoiler: More off topic Debaters things

If anyone wants to experience the amazingness that is this podcast, I was giggle dying at their Halloween episode this year so highly recommend looking up ep 1707 Witches vs Wizards

Spotify link:

 

[matthirten13]

I just wanna get in on the D1 voting action but I can't think of a good pasta pun to do it with

yeet matthirten13 @supershorty

This did not really land as I envisioned

unvote matthirten13 @supershorty

 

[SARdoghandler]

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Why does this remind me of

 

[supershorty]

I apologize, the site I used for making color gradients in text no longer works and I need to find a new one.

No need to be ravilonely when we're all together - Day 1 Tally

chic (1) - genny
AM (1) - Dubz
Veggie ()
matt (2) - Clem, Santy
genny (1) - chic
mighty (1) - Dina

@matthirten13, you are in the lead!
6/14 voting
Missing: the 8 whose names aren't up there

Vote closes tomorrow at 10pm EST/9pm CST/7pm Fantasyland (~35 hours).