StardeWW Valley - Sign Up Thread - Sign Ups CLOSED - Game Start 2/2

[violetvett]

HIRED

as long as you are okay with non-monetary payment such as vet school application review and questionable studying advice

Hmmmm, that questionable studying advice sure looks appealing.
Any other job offers? (I need to gauge how competitive I am before taking a deal, I hope you understand April)

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[Melchizedek]

Sidecars are not secretaries, April. If you want a WW secretary, get a second job and take out an add in the classified section, like the rest of us.

Wanted: Person with good reading and note taking skills. Must adapt to online personas quickly and be able to read tone in an online forum game and convey a summary of those messages back to me with brevity. Must have good typing proficiency, and be able to make my online persona adhere to the following rules: 1. Be wolfy but not too wolfy. 2. Be interesting but not memorable. 3. Be funny but don’t make people laugh. Must have a knack for lying and for catching other people in lies. $9.50/hr starting, with bonuses on successful conquests and room to advance into your own WW persona. Vacation, overtime, and medical. No vision or dental. Expected to work nights and weekends.

Why would I pay someone when I have @Animal Midwife

 

[kaydubs]

…. You know, I think SDN just reinvented hydraing but called it sidecar-ing

when did I become sdn? Sidecars are my invention, thank you!

 

[SportPonies]

Players:
1. Potentialsheltervet
2. AM (sidecar)
3. DanaB
4.
5. Zenge142 (sidecar)
6.
7. WildZoo (sidecar)
11. True
13. Barkley13
14. Terminator!Sporty (sidecar)
Etc.

Sidecars:
1. violetvett
2. Justafluff
3. AceHydro

Subs:
1.
Etc.

Tots:
1. Lawpy?
Etc

 

[SportPonies]

I saw the theme and signed up. Unfortunately this also means I have not read any of the mod posts.

 

[SportPonies]

Ah I now know what a sidecar is. I can take one if there is interest.

 

[SportPonies]

Everything's been such a whirlwind. And now, you've found yourself in a new place to call home.
Your grandfather's farm, overgrown, with only a decrepit greenhouse and a tiny house for you. And yet, you see endless possibilities. You could be very happy here.

Your eyes sparkle as you imagine the farm after some hard work and elbow grease. Fields of crops, barns of animals, trees bearing fruit instead of just dropping acorns and pine cones everywhere.

It's a big change from the city life. Here, it seems like everyone knows everyone. Talk about a small town vibe. Right now, you're the outsider, but you look forward to building relationships with the people you call your neighbors. You hope to call them friends soon too.

But some of them caution you - not all is right in this seemingly peaceful village. Fellow farmers cast disdainful looks at a large, shiny building as they talk to you about the value of selling your produce, and how everyone should appreciate the family farm. You haven't been here long enough to decide your own feelings on Jojamart. There's an run-down community center that intrigues you. And a mine - you're cautioned that the mine is dangerous, which intrigues you. You'll wait and see - before you can think about any of that, you have to learn how to be a farmer!

Welcome to Stardew Valley, your new home, chaperoned by myself, @Dinashadow, and @kaydubs!

Theme: Stardew Valley
Cycle Timing: 36/12 accelerating to 12/12 later in the game
Setup: role madness, closed.
Participation Requirements: 10 posts per 36/12 cycle, 5 per 12/12.
Start Date: 1/31 or slightly later depending on how signups go.

Please note that the mods have a Zero Patience Threshold (ZPT) for incivility and unsportsmanlike behavior. If we see this in our game, you will be removed from gameplay without warning. We put this rule in the sign up thread so it isn’t a surprise at the start of the game. If you cannot abide by this, don’t sign up. Keep it friendly and civil, or keep your lips ZPT. Any questions about this policy can be directed to shorty.

We have no set player minimum, but please only sign up if you can be an active participant!

SIDECARS ARE AN OPTION IN THIS GAME. What the heck is a sidecar? Doesn't sound very farmy. A sidecar is a chance for a noob to sit on the tractor with a veteran and hear their words of wisdom (or screams) about the game. If you want to take a sidecar, please indicate this on your sign up. Nooblets who want to sidecar can add themselves to the appropriate list.

(music for ambiance)



It is now time to sign up. Sign ups will close when the mods feel is appropriate.

@Lawpy, tags pls.

Players:
1.
2.
3.
4.
7. @WildZoo
11.
13. @Barkley13
14.
Etc.

Sidecars:
1.
Etc.

Subs:
1.
Etc.

Tots:
1. Lawpy?
Etc.​

I just realized the sign up list doesn’t have all the numbers in it and only has the important numbers.

I appreciate this.

 

[alleycat03]

Tot for me please. I have no self control and haven’t studied at all this past week

 

[holdthemayo]

Players:
1. Potentialsheltervet
2. AM (sidecar)
3. DanaB
4.
5. Zenge142 (sidecar)
6.
7. WildZoo (sidecar)
11. True
13. Barkley13
14. Terminator!Sporty (sidecar)
Etc.

Sidecars:
1. violetvett
2. Justafluff
3. AceHydro

Subs:
1.
Etc.

Tots:
1. Lawpy?
Etc
3. Mayo

 

[WorthlessOxygen]

One of these days I'll get my personal life together. Till then I should probably stick with tot

 

[WorthlessOxygen]

Players:
1. Potentialsheltervet
2. AM (sidecar)
3. DanaB
4.
5. Zenge142 (sidecar)
6.
7. WildZoo (sidecar)
11. True
13. Barkley13
14. Terminator!Sporty (sidecar)
Etc.

Sidecars:
1. violetvett
2. Justafluff
3. AceHydro

Subs:
1.
Etc.

Tots:
1. Lawpy?
3. Mayo
4. Oxy
Etc

 

[Doggo Labs]

Sign me up for totting please!!

 

[Lawpy]

Players:
1. Potentialsheltervet
2. AM (sidecar)
3. DanaB
4.
5. Zenge142 (sidecar)
6.
7. WildZoo (sidecar)
11. True
13. Barkley13
14. Terminator!Sporty (sidecar)
Etc.

Sidecars:
1. violetvett
2. Justafluff
3. AceHydro

Subs:
1.
Etc.

Tots:
1. Lawpy
2. Alleys
3. Mayo
4. Oxy
5. Doggos

 

[bluestoat]

Tot for me please. I have no self control and haven’t studied at all this past week

Ooooh tots with you and Lawpy sounds fun

 

[supershorty]

Keep in mind that I have a 50% rate of putting tots to work in my games

 

[bluestoat]

Keep in mind that I have a 50% rate of putting tots to work in my games

This doesn't dissuade me

 

[justafluff]

What is assassination classroom?? Why am I so intrigued?
@potentialsheltervet

 

[potentialsheltervet]

What is assassination classroom?? Why am I so intrigued?
@potentialsheltervet

It's a basics game that was temporarily in the same sign up thread as bowling. Supposed to be a noob-friendly WW game but apparently it's been delayed. It's run by Mel I think so should be interesting!

 

[Dinashadow]

What is assassination classroom?? Why am I so intrigued?
@potentialsheltervet

It's based off a really good anime. Highly recommend

 

[kdswg]

Might regret since I failed miserably at keeping up with bowling

Players:
1. Potentialsheltervet
2. AM (sidecar)
3. DanaB
4. kdswg
5. Zenge142 (sidecar)
6.
7. WildZoo (sidecar)
11. True
13. Barkley13
14. Terminator!Sporty (sidecar)
Etc.

Sidecars:
1. violetvett
2. Justafluff
3. AceHydro

Subs:
1.
Etc.

Tots:
1. Lawpy
2. Alleys
3. Mayo
4. Oxy
5. Doggos

 

[puppydogtor]

@supershorty so if we tot there's a chance we will have to keep up with the thread day to day? I definitely don't have the time to play this game but am interested in totting

 

[genny]

Players:
1. Potentialsheltervet
2. AM (sidecar)
3. DanaB
4. kdswg
5. Zenge142 (sidecar)
6. genny (papoose)
7. WildZoo (sidecar)
11. True
13. Barkley13
14. Terminator!Sporty (sidecar)
Etc.

Sidecars:
1. violetvett
2. Justafluff
3. AceHydro

Subs:
1.
Etc.

Tots:
1. Lawpy
2. Alleys
3. Mayo
4. Oxy
5. Doggos

 

[supershorty]

@supershorty so if we tot there's a chance we will have to keep up with the thread day to day? I definitely don't have the time to play this game but am interested in totting

I do not require tots to make informed decisions, no.

 

[WildZoo]

I do not require tots to make informed decisions, no.

Uninformed decisions only

 

[cubsrule4e]

Uninformed decisions only

The best kind!

 

[cubsrule4e]

Players:
1. Potentialsheltervet
2. AM (sidecar)
3. DanaB
4. kdswg
5. Zenge142 (sidecar)
6. genny (papoose)
7. WildZoo (sidecar)
11. True
13. Barkley13
14. Terminator!Sporty (sidecar)
15. cubs (beer)
Etc.

Sidecars:
1. violetvett
2. Justafluff
3. AceHydro

Subs:
1.
Etc.

Tots:
1. Lawpy
2. Alleys
3. Mayo
4. Oxy
5. Doggos

Like this uninformed decision to play, Im at about a 50% chance of knowing everything about the game topic or knowing exactly 0.

 

[Viscernable]

@supershorty so if we tot there's a chance we will have to keep up with the thread day to day? I definitely don't have the time to play this game but am interested in totting

There’s no “have to” as a tot, but the mods might gently heckle you for non-participation lol

 

[Viscernable]

I do not require tots to make informed decisions, no.

Or you could participate blind I guess

 

[Viscernable]

Im at about a 50% chance of knowing everything about the game topic or knowing exactly 0.

Explain gently

 

[supershorty]

There’s no “have to” as a tot, but the mods might gently heckle you for non-participation lol

I've never heckled tots, unless you count me building a mechanic in specifically to yeet tot!Lawpy into the game as heckling

 

[bluestoat]

So many fronds are playing

 

[cubsrule4e]

Explain gently

Like HZD, RVB, This... I know completely nothing about the theme. Just have to roll with it. Something like casino I know all about the games, odds, etc that could be useful to know about for gameplay.

 

[cubsrule4e]

So many fronds are playing

Its that time bluey!

 

[bluestoat]

I will be Stoat #16 please and thanks @supershorty

 

[supershorty]

I've never heckled tots, unless you count me building a mechanic in specifically to yeet tot!Lawpy into the game as heckling

I was actually looking back at this game so I could borrow some things from it (like the rules post) and was reminded of all the chaos that happened in that game, from Zenge accidentally summoning LIS to the mods losing control of stump!Lawpy and having to convert him to an NPC after he permanently yeeted himself from tot chat

What a great game.

 

[Viscernable]

Like HZD, RVB, This... I know completely nothing about the theme. Just have to roll with it. Something like casino I know all about the games, odds, etc that could be useful to know about for gameplay.

Ohhh I read that as you have a 50% or knowing everything or nothing about stardew

 

[supershorty]

Ohhh I read that as you have a 50% or knowing everything or nothing about stardew

That's how I read it too

 

[bluestoat]

I was actually looking back at this game so I could borrow some things from it (like the rules post) and was reminded of all the chaos that happened in that game, from Zenge accidentally summoning LIS to the mods losing control of stump!Lawpy and having to convert him to an NPC after he permanently yeeted himself from tot chat

What a great game.

I'm going to go re-read that game, it's such a treasure 😂

 

[Lawpy]

@Miyamiya @motheatenlysis come play!

 

[holdthemayo]

@supershorty so if we tot there's a chance we will have to keep up with the thread day to day? I definitely don't have the time to play this game but am interested in totting

I'm willing to take you on as my tot sidecar

 

[samac]

Will close be the typical 10pm EST?

 

[supershorty]

Will close be the typical 10pm EST?

If we close at 9pm instead, would it affect your being able to play?

 

[samac]

If we close at 9pm instead, would it affect your being able to play?

I can play with a 9pm close.

 

[supershorty]

I can play with a 9pm close.

We can accommodate that.

Night will still close at 10am though because the mod in the Correctly Stated Time zone said so. So I guess the game will really be 35/13.

 

[bluestoat]

We can accommodate that.

Night will still close at 10am though because the mod in the Correctly Stated Time zone said so. So I guess the game will really be 35/13.

I appreciate that I have until 10 am to ****post my theories

 

[Zenge142]

@Truenamer play pls

 

[Truenamer]

@Truenamer play pls

I'm lucky #11!

 

[supershorty]

@Truenamer play pls

you silly goose, he's signed up

 

[samac]

We can accommodate that.

Night will still close at 10am though because the mod in the Correctly Stated Time zone said so. So I guess the game will really be 35/13.

I am innnnnnnnnnn

 

[samac]

Players:
1. Potentialsheltervet
2. AM (sidecar)
3. DanaB
4. kdswg
5. Zenge142 (sidecar)
6. genny (papoose)
7. WildZoo (sidecar)
8. Samac (sidecar)
11. True
13. Barkley13
14. Terminator!Sporty (sidecar)
15. cubs (beer)
Etc.

Sidecars:
1. violetvett
2. Justafluff
3. AceHydro

Subs:
1.
Etc.

Tots:
1. Lawpy
2. Alleys
3. Mayo
4. Oxy
5. Doggos