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...and I love your avatar, Krank...it really conveys that sense of respect worthy of the medical profession.
...and I love your avatar, Krank...it really conveys that sense of respect worthy of the medical profession.
I know, and I'll stop posting. I wasn't trying to pick a fight, but what do you guys expect when you have a thread on SDN? Someone's going to respond to ******ed posts regardless of their affiliation with your little clique.
I mean, if you're going to get pissed when some non-friend posts, why bother having a thread on here?
I'm glad I could contribute to your narcissistic rants by serving as the common enemy, but I dont have much else to say, other than this thread is a waste of SDN space.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
You don't have to read this thread if it bothers you that much. I personally don't care who reads and posts here, but why would you keep reading if we're so annoying to you? I'm sure you have something better to do. Fourth year was so fun.
I'm glad I could contribute to your narcissistic rants by serving as the common enemy, but I dont have much else to say, other than this thread is a waste of SDN space.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
I also had to pronounce my first patient who was a huge ICH from cocaine on comfort measures.
We need to clarify some things with you, because you have a few misconceptions about us;
1) We're not elite most of the time. When we dress up in our superhero outfits and fight crime and sociologically normal sexual behaviors we're elite then, but most of the time we're sort of average. If you'd ever wandered behind a bar to find Astroglide pushing his finger up his throat in the snow to try to puke up the too much beer he'd drank that night, you'd feel less apt to call him elite. I just call him sexy, but that' me. I enjoy bald men who are devilishly handsome and don't bathe...but rather they get into the hot tub to float off the dirt and dead skin.
2) Trophy Wife and Dartos are liberals. You can't hold this against them. They were born in the North (strike 1), they actually think people should act decently (strike 2), and they have just started to make enough money to realize that 100K is only like 65K because of taxes for social programmes. Wait for them to have to put their 7th child on Medicaid because beign a resident pays less than working at Taco Bell, and they'll start getting all Conservative then.
3) Rush Limbaugh does drugs. Ann Coulter does drugs. George Bush did drugs. Clinto did inhale. Gore openly says he got stoned A LOT. McCain was a POW which means he had sex with men for moldy bread. Finally, anyone who gets all their opinions from listening to TV or watching radio is too stupid to vote. However, they will. Republicans: Largely uniformed, but we still vote.
4) DrCrank is the only truer a$$holie on this thread besides Astroglide. If he got arrested for doing 12 year olds that were his patients I'd be disapointed, but not surprised. I'd also be upset that he was cheating on me again.
You should post more homeboy...you're the most action this thread has seen in a while.
Plus, we don't have to hear boring stories about infratabular freaking fractures if we're all pantie wadded up over you.
Is anyone else in a dual accredited program? We not only have to do New innovation duty hour/procedure logs, but we have to do AOA patient logs, education, and reading logs. So I have to enter everything I do twice and get them signed. sucks
If any of you have yet to be dealing with near future critical patients who come to general floor from the ER, I recommend you pay close attention to the vitals b/c the simple things get missed a lot in the emergency room. I called the ICU so we could intubate this patient and start recessitation, and as an intern we have to get the superiors involved when people crash.
Dr Rivers from Henry Ford Main Hospital has written some great papers regarding the endpoints of recessitation which simply the process so that you always have something fall back on when patients are crashing. Some are quick to point out that treating a patient's NUMBERS can be a major problem; however, at least you have a starting point just like we do with the ABCDE's, etc.
Guess who gets their first day off since starting this saturday..................
My snake arrived today! He is just adorable. (Yes, it's a male) Hatched about three weeks ago, no thicker than half my pinkie, and pretty long. We're going to name him Mr. Scales. He's a lavender cornsnake, with a really nice pattern, and big dark ruby eyes. What a cutie...
this month is totally going to drag for me. There's nothing worse than working your butt off doing something that you don't want to do, and knowing that something much better awaits you, but feels so far away. At least I get to sleep in my own bed every night.
port - YUCK!!! That guy needs some serious help! What's going to happen to him?
Hey Cream: Wasn't there some gay neurosurgery tv drama they were going to make called 3lbs or something?
Did they figure out all neurosurgeons are boring and dull and cancel the series? JK
Surgery: 10 more days. 9 more work day. 0345 wakeups and 1830 dismissals have to go. I keep thinking of what dartos said, "They get to do some cool stuff, but guys...seriously...leave the hosptial once in a while."
Trophy: We're still together. She's been here in VA for a month or so. Classes are starting back at UGA soon, so she left today. We'll see how the distance thing works. I'm already getting invites to go do stuff. I guess women here don't notice how old I am.