So when I was at the store a few minutes ago, I catch some old lady squeezing her basket between my CRX and her Altima. I don't say anything the first time she bumps my car with her basket. I gave her a mean look the second time she hits it. The third time, I say, "Could stop hitting my car with your basket?" She responds, "You come try to do this." I say, "just watch what you're doing. You keep hitting my car."
So she responds to my friend by saying: "Jesus Christ, is she always like this?" My friend doesn't say anything...
Next, she hits me with the basket. I say, "Now you just hit me with your basket."
She says to me, "You're the rudest young lady I've ever met."
I tell her, "I just don't like it when people mess with my ****."
Finally she gets her basket out from between our cars and storms off.
Here's the deal: Being 60+ years old doesn't mean that you can get away with stuff. I'm not giving you a get-out-of-jail-free card or a senior citizen freebie. Blind people don't drive, because they can't see. If you can't maneuver a shopping cart, you shouldn't drive a car!
I should have told her, Jesus Christ, if you scratch my 1988 vehicle, it'll rust (I'm lucky there's still paint on it).