NWWmbers is WWiwwains - A Bastardy WildZenge Production (Sign-Ups CLOSED)

[WildZoo]

Prepare yourselves for the bastardiest of bastard games since...idk, probably the Michigan Screwjob. Balance? What's balance? We're just here for a good, broken time, brought to you by the number [redacted].

I'm assuming standard 36/12 cycles and 10pm/am EST close times. Probably. Who knows. Anything can happen in a bastard game.

We'll take as many players as we can get! Pretty sure we need at least 9 to reach peak comedy.

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Your mods are @Zenge142 and myself, for those who can't read. I'm told that's a common problem during National Novel Writing Month.

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[Animal Midwife]

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[Lawpy]

Tot pls one sec for tags

 

[Zenge142]

Tot pls one sec for tags

You’re going to play. I need you sign up now. Get your name on the list.

 

[Lawpy]

@WildZoo @vetmedhead @cdo96 @Animal Midwife @SportPonies @genny @Trilt @PrincessButterCup @TheGirlWithTheFernTattoo @cubsrule4e @Cyndia @Ms Procrastinator @Caiter92 @PippyPony @SARdoghandler @Barkley13 @Doggo Labs @capri1722 @BobLoblaw78 @mkg323 @TelemarketingEnigma @The_Breadmann @holdthemayo @supershorty @Zenge142 @bluestoat @violetvett @potentialsheltervet @alissa14 @Dinashadow @BigCats @WonderingStudent @Dana_May_B @Viscernable @vetschoolsletmeinplease @alleycat03 @Aprilthearab @samac @Stagg737 @CoffeeQuestionMark @differentiating @hallowmann @jaboo @MOOSEygoosey @IvyMoose @FeedMeSeymour @WorthlessOxygen @Truenamer @zuriburi @BiranM54 @kdswg @justafluff @Santygrass @NateTheLesser @Khepri @Wiisp @marmot` @Empire @Clem J @LuminousLag @JaggedJimmyJay @Chaostrodon @tartesos @ThoracicGuy and everyone come play!

 

[supershorty]

alright I'll quit screwing around

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[Aprilthearab]

When is this starting? I miiiiight be convinced since Thanksgiving break is very soon

 

[potentialsheltervet]

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[justafluff]

Kill my boredom pls!!

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[Truenamer]

How can I resist such a bastardy siren song?

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[Zenge142]

When is this starting? I miiiiight be convinced since Thanksgiving break is very soon

You gotta

 

[kaydubs]

*quiet observation*

 

[Aprilthearab]

You gotta

Okie but when pls

 

[WildZoo]

Okie but when pls

When we get enough players and also finish designing the game pls

 

[Lawpy]

You’re going to play. I need you sign up now. Get your name on the list.

Can’t pls. The remaining ounces of my brain/effort/time that isn’t devoted to school/work/IRL is completely invested in ascending in rpg. Tot pls

 

[supershorty]

Can’t pls. The remaining ounces of my brain/effort/time that isn’t devoted to school/work/IRL is completely invested in ascending in rpg. Tot pls

Lawpy pls play? This might be my last game 🥺

 

[Lawpy]

Although i may sub if corrupted wolves (my biggest rival) are in play in the bastard WW game…

 

[Lawpy]

Lawpy pls play? This might be my last game 🥺

Its ok pls i still treasure the memories of madagascar, literary, champs and bioshock pls 🥺

 

[genny]

There is too much ranch in my chicken bacon ranch sandwich.

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[NateTheLesser]

Hmmmm......

 

[supershorty]

Its ok pls i still treasure the memories of madagascar, literary, champs and bioshock pls 🥺

More than half of these examples weren’t games we played together 😢😢😢

 

[alleycat03]

If this happens during Thanksgiving break, I will play. I am free if the game starts on or after 11/18!

 

[WorthlessOxygen]

 

[genny]

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I don’t know why this is here. But it’s definitely vet med related, because the white stuff looks like what my tech got out of a cat’s nipple this morning.

ETA: nipple tots! Lunch of champions!

 

[Viscernable]

There is too much sandwich in my chicken bacon ranch ranch.

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[WorthlessOxygen]

I don’t know why this is here. But it’s definitely vet med related, because the white stuff looks like what my tech got out of a cat’s nipple this morning.

ETA: nipple tots! Lunch of champions!

Well garlic parm is now permanently ruined for me

 

[genny]

Well garlic parm is now permanently ruined for me

I’m turning into one of those people that no one can have lunch with because every food reminds me of a gross story.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

I’m turning into one of those people that no one can have lunch with because every food reminds me of a gross story.

Shrimp...

 

[Viscernable]

Shrimp...

*crunches celery menacingly*

 

[supershorty]

I’m turning into one of those people that no one can have lunch with because every food reminds me of a gross story.

I'll have lunch with you, we can swap gross stories

 

[potentialsheltervet]

*crunches celery menacingly*

I'm still severely disgruntled about this.
What's wrong with the shrimp I've been eating? Or, worse, what's wrong with my tastebuds and my teeth? What's wrong??

 

[Aprilthearab]

I’m turning into one of those people that no one can have lunch with because every food reminds me of a gross story.

I guess I shouldn't share my story that would ruin white cheddar velveeta for you then lol

 

[Aprilthearab]

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[genny]

Shrimp...

i'm allergic to shrimp, and sometimes even the smell is enough to make me vomit, so i don't need pet stories for that one!

 

[genny]

I guess I shouldn't share my story that would ruin white cheddar velveeta for you then lol

if this doesn't involve an abscess, i'm going to be disappointed.

also, i almost ruined black currant jelly for everyone today at work. somehow i miraculously managed to NOT say the first thing that popped into my head.

 

[genny]

I guess I shouldn't share my story that would ruin white cheddar velveeta for you then lol

Also, does white cheddar velveeta really need ruining? it's velveeta....

 

[potentialsheltervet]

I guess I shouldn't share my story that would ruin white cheddar velveeta for you then lol

Oh, is white cheddar Velveeta not gross enough?

i'm allergic to shrimp, and sometimes even the smell is enough to make me vomit, so i don't need pet stories for that one!

Shrimp is disgusting. It's much more interesting to pull out a uterus so stretched full of material it looks like shrimp.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Nooo genny ninja'd me while I was hunting for the inline spoiler

 

[supershorty]

if this doesn't involve an abscess, i'm going to be disappointed.

also, i almost ruined black currant jelly for everyone today at work. somehow i miraculously managed to NOT say the first thing that popped into my head.

well now I want to know what it was.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

well now I want to know what it was.

I know hemorrhagic diarrhea is often compared to raspberry jelly, so maybe something similar?

 

[Aprilthearab]

if this doesn't involve an abscess, i'm going to be disappointed.

Oh yes, MANY abscesses were involved in many goats. We drained them on top of tarps in a rusted out livestock trailer to hide from the members of the public exploring the CL-ridden petting zoo.

Also, does white cheddar velveeta really need ruining? it's velveeta....

garbage food is good for garbage people like me

 

[genny]

well now I want to know what it was.

Jelly. In a leg. Like a whole jar of it. Disappointing when you’re expecting white cheddar velveeta instead.

 

[supershorty]

Jelly. In a leg. Like a whole jar of it. Disappointing when you’re expecting white cheddar velveeta instead.

Those are, indeed, very different flavor profiles.

 

[genny]

Oh yes, MANY abscesses were involved in many goats. We drained them on top of tarps in a rusted out livestock trailer to hide from the members of the public exploring the CL-ridden petting zoo.

Sounds like my kind of petting zoo. Not just petting, but squeezing too!

 

[genny]

Those are, indeed, very different flavor profiles.

One of my favorite snacks is Camembert and jam on fancy bread.

 

[justafluff]

One of my favorite snacks is Camembert and jam on fancy bread.

are you saying you'd prefer it if the leg had some melted camembert mixed in with the jelly?

 

[Barkley13]

if this doesn't involve an abscess, i'm going to be disappointed.

also, i almost ruined black currant jelly for everyone today at work. somehow i miraculously managed to NOT say the first thing that popped into my head.

Dang it I was about to bring up the jelly! That I shot myself with while everyone watched lmao😬

 

[genny]

Dang it I was about to bring up the jelly! That I shot myself with while everyone watched lmao😬

You didn’t hit any techs though! That’s what really matters to the rest of the class.

 

[Viscernable]

You didn’t hit any techs though! That’s what really matters to the rest of the class.

In this economy, who wouldn’t take that dive for support staff retention?

 

[Clem J]

/in if there's still room