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Nun's KISS....
A Cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver wont stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he relies, "I have a question to ask you but I dont want to offend you." She answered, "My Dear Son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!
"OK" the nun says, "Pull into the next alley".
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?".
"Forgive me, sister.. But I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm Married and I'm Jewish."
The Nun says, " Thats ok, my name is Kevin and I'm on way to a Halloween Party.
A Cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver wont stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he relies, "I have a question to ask you but I dont want to offend you." She answered, "My Dear Son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!
"OK" the nun says, "Pull into the next alley".
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?".
"Forgive me, sister.. But I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm Married and I'm Jewish."
The Nun says, " Thats ok, my name is Kevin and I'm on way to a Halloween Party.
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A 90-year-old ma n was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked
him
how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied.
"I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child.
What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the o ld man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then said, " Well, let me tell you a
story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for
hunting.
But, one day he's in a bit of hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him.
He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the
handle.
> BAM! The lion drop s dead in front of him."
>
> "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must
have shot that lion. "
>
> "Exactly"... Said the Doc
lol
him
how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied.
"I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child.
What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the o ld man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then said, " Well, let me tell you a
story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for
hunting.
But, one day he's in a bit of hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him.
He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the
handle.
> BAM! The lion drop s dead in front of him."
>
> "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must
have shot that lion. "
>
> "Exactly"... Said the Doc
lol
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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization!!
can`t beat this one...
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization!!
can`t beat this one...
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In May a few years ago, the "Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer " exam
paper contained the question: "Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."
Most students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or similar. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we must postulate that if souls exist, they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls also must have a mass. So, at what rate
are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it does not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some religions say that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there
are more than one of these religions, and people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With the birth and death rates what they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in the volume of Hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of the souls and volume needs to stay constant.
[Answer 1] So, if Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter Hell, then the temperature in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.
[Answer 2] Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase in souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate (given to me by Teresa Banyan
during freshman year) that "it'll be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and taking into account that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then [Answer 2] cannot be correct;
...... thus, Hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A.
ROFL
paper contained the question: "Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."
Most students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or similar. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we must postulate that if souls exist, they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls also must have a mass. So, at what rate
are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it does not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some religions say that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there
are more than one of these religions, and people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With the birth and death rates what they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in the volume of Hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of the souls and volume needs to stay constant.
[Answer 1] So, if Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter Hell, then the temperature in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.
[Answer 2] Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase in souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate (given to me by Teresa Banyan
during freshman year) that "it'll be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and taking into account that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then [Answer 2] cannot be correct;
...... thus, Hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A.
ROFL
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Corporate Rules
a rabbit was wandering around the forest, and he sees a crow...just sitting there, not doing anything. so he yells to the crow, "hey crow, why do you get to sit there and do nothing all day? Can i do the same thing?"
the crow replies "of course you can sit and do nothing all day. be my guest"
so the rabbit decides he will do just that, nothing. he just sits there. 10 minutes later, a lion comes by and pounces on the rabbit and eats him. what the moral of the story: you can only sit around and do nothing all day if you are in a high position.
a rabbit was wandering around the forest, and he sees a crow...just sitting there, not doing anything. so he yells to the crow, "hey crow, why do you get to sit there and do nothing all day? Can i do the same thing?"
the crow replies "of course you can sit and do nothing all day. be my guest"
so the rabbit decides he will do just that, nothing. he just sits there. 10 minutes later, a lion comes by and pounces on the rabbit and eats him. what the moral of the story: you can only sit around and do nothing all day if you are in a high position.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pill of water,
God knows wat they did up there,
They came down with a daughter!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun
Stupid jill forgot the pill
So now they have a Son!!
God knows wat they did up there,
They came down with a daughter!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun
Stupid jill forgot the pill
So now they have a Son!!
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good one! 
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its pretty old,but good ones!
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most welcome,dude!
nokia said:
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Premedtomed
I cannot stop laughing
keep 'em coming guys
keep 'em coming guys
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These are Matrimonial ADS of Men taken from shaadi.com
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...LOL
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These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...LOL
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state heis also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking onegirl she caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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(Homework?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking onegirl she caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
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Bushism for u guys .......
You see, not only did the attacks help accelerate a recession, the attacks reminded us that we are at war."Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005
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I think younger workersfirst of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the governmentpromises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is."Washington, D.C., May 4, 2005
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"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
"It means your own money would grow better than that which the government can make it grow. And that's important."on what private accounts could do for Social Security funds, Falls Church, Va., April 29, 2005
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"Well, we've made the decision to defeat the terrorists abroad so we don't have to face them here at home. And when you engage the terrorists abroad, it causes activity and action."Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
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"We expect the states to show us whether or not we're achieving simple objectiveslike literacy, literacy in math, the ability to read and write."on federal education requirements, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
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"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
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"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005 (Thanks to Fred Kaplan)
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"I'm also mindful that man should never try to put words in God's mouth. I mean, we should never ascribe natural disasters or anything else, to God. We are in no way, shape, or form should a human being, play God."Appearing on ABC's 20/20, Washington D.C., Jan. 14, 2005
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"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."Washington, D.C., Dec. 21, 2004
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You see, not only did the attacks help accelerate a recession, the attacks reminded us that we are at war."Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005
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I think younger workersfirst of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the governmentpromises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is."Washington, D.C., May 4, 2005
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"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
"It means your own money would grow better than that which the government can make it grow. And that's important."on what private accounts could do for Social Security funds, Falls Church, Va., April 29, 2005
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"Well, we've made the decision to defeat the terrorists abroad so we don't have to face them here at home. And when you engage the terrorists abroad, it causes activity and action."Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
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"We expect the states to show us whether or not we're achieving simple objectiveslike literacy, literacy in math, the ability to read and write."on federal education requirements, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
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"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
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"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005 (Thanks to Fred Kaplan)
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"I'm also mindful that man should never try to put words in God's mouth. I mean, we should never ascribe natural disasters or anything else, to God. We are in no way, shape, or form should a human being, play God."Appearing on ABC's 20/20, Washington D.C., Jan. 14, 2005
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"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."Washington, D.C., Dec. 21, 2004
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I enjoyed both of u r posts especially the Siddhu post. some of them were real gem especially the one in which siddhu say that india is seein light at the end of tunnel.This quote is remarkably similiar to one of the most memorable quotes by Sir Neville Cardes which went something like -" Figure/statistics are like bikinis what they reveal is interesting but what they conceal is more vital"
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You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
tries to drown a fish in water.
thinks socialism means partying.
trips over a cordless phone.
takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts
"Sagittarius.".
studies for a blood test and fails.
sells the car for gas money.
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and
goes home.
gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
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i hope surdars here don`t mind it ..
puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
tries to drown a fish in water.
thinks socialism means partying.
trips over a cordless phone.
takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts
"Sagittarius.".
studies for a blood test and fails.
sells the car for gas money.
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and
goes home.
gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
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i hope surdars here don`t mind it ..
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ROFL
here are some more sardar jokes
Sardar was travelling in train. A women sat on his son's berth and didnt get up..... Sardar lodged a written complaint with TC, it went something like "this lady is not giving birth to my child."
Santa singh and Banta singh were looking at Egyptian mummy.
SS: Look mummy has so many bandages pukka this is truck accident case.
BS: Aho!!!! truck number bhi likha hai BC 1760.
here are some more sardar jokes
Sardar was travelling in train. A women sat on his son's berth and didnt get up..... Sardar lodged a written complaint with TC, it went something like "this lady is not giving birth to my child."
Santa singh and Banta singh were looking at Egyptian mummy.
SS: Look mummy has so many bandages pukka this is truck accident case.
BS: Aho!!!! truck number bhi likha hai BC 1760.
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shardul said:ROFL
here are some more sardar jokes
Sardar was travelling in train. A women sat on his son's berth and didnt get up..... Sardar lodged a written complaint with TC, it went something like "this lady is not giving birth to my child."
Santa singh and Banta singh were looking at Egyptian mummy.
SS: Look mummy has so many bandages pukka this is truck accident case.
BS: Aho!!!! truck number bhi likha hai BC 1760.
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Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came with my pea sea. It plainly maques four my revue miss steaks eye kin not knot sea.
eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say weather eye am wrong or write. It shoves me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long and eye can put error rite. Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it. I am shore your pleased two no. Its later perfect inn its weigh. My chequer tolled me sew.
Sauce un no one.
eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say weather eye am wrong or write. It shoves me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long and eye can put error rite. Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it. I am shore your pleased two no. Its later perfect inn its weigh. My chequer tolled me sew.
Sauce un no one.
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Humour to n joy ur day!
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife : Honey ..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ..?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
ta ra ra.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies
Yaar...!!!
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where ever U Go Our Network
Follows."
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife : Honey ..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ..?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
ta ra ra.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies
Yaar...!!!
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where ever U Go Our Network
Follows."
