Funniest Doctors Name

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Dr. Armstrong - Ortho
Dr. Romeo - Trauma surgeon

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All hilarious. I recently heard a really funny name. Not a doctor so don't get bent out of shape but I was working with a vascular surgeon last month. We get a consult for some guy in the ER who "woke up and all his toes were black". Riiiiight he just woke up that way. Short of passing out drunk in the freezing cold and getting frostbite (which we considered and ended up being our working diagnosis) you don't just all of a sudden lose all ten toes while still having strong DP and PT pulses (his arteriogram was fine by the way). Anyway we made the obvious conclusion that he would lose his toes, yes all of them. So we did a bilateral, transmetatarsal amputaion. The funny part is his name...
Mr. Stump
no lie :laugh:
 
Dr. Dick (no kidding here....a urologist)

Dr. Pushkin (Ob/Gyn)
 
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These are real Ob/Gyns:

Dr. Bush
Dr. Papp

Seriously
 
Dr. Greybusch!

ob/gyn
 
At one point I was thinking DO but I figured I like feet more (going to be a pod) but I was thinking OB/Gyn and my name would have been Dr. Heiman (pronounced hyman)...Good thing I switch and I'm engaged:laugh:
 
Dr. Slaughter - surgeon- real!
 
I wonder what the most common doctor last name is. I probably have it.
 
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I know a Dr. Peter Burrows who is a urologist specializing in vasectomy reversals.
 
Dr. Barry Love - Pediatric Cardiologist Mount Sinai medical center.

He should have sign saying we fix broken hearts.:laugh:
 
After I get married and finish med school I will be Dr. Adcock. As long as I'm not an obgyn I think I will be ok. Also, you know how some places the email address is your first initial and then your lastname well mine is B Adcock so put it together!
 
Okay...granted, this isn't a doctor's name. Heck, it's not even medically-related. But, I figured since most of the names listed here are indicative of their specialty, I think this one is apropos: Cpl. Warren Peace, USMC. No joke. I found his name on a USMC website ( www.mcnews.info/mcnewsinfo/marines/gouge/marines.htm ). It's Marines Magazine Year in Pictures 2006. Premier Collection, picture 7 of 60, photographer.
 
Doctor Moe, Doctor Larry, Dr. Curley

My son was delivered by Dr. Gerber in Wisconsin.
 
My husband had a vasectomy in 2000 in Jacksonville, Florida.

The urologist who did the surgery was:

Dr. Baldock

No lie.
 
Dr. McManus (she is an Irish Colo-rectal surgeon)
Dr. Mooney
Dr. P. Kneedle (not an Anaesthesiologist lol)
 
Dr. Scheide = obgyn

Scheide in german is pu$$y.
 
Dr. Gumm

Dentist
 
if all goes well I will be Dr. Powers

maybe I will get a cape when I graduate
 
We have Dr. Hamburger lecturing on endocrine tomorrow morning...
 
Dr. Dick Tapper (urologist)
Dr. Beaver (OB/GYN)
Dr. Born (OB/GYN)
Dr. Doctor (IM)
Dr. Friend (IM)
 
I heard of a Dr. Richard Head in AL.... not sure what he does.

Dr. Richard Head is a cardiovascular surgeon in Gadsden, Alabama, but he is not that good.

I have a contribution of my own

Dr. Skelton (Orthodontist)
 
Dr. McLovin -- erectile dysfunction/forging sickness specialist. Charged for prison for 10 years.
 
The two GI doctors who perform colonoscopies at a hospital I used to frequent were called Dr. Hairy and Dr. Wong. Not funny separate, but together, I couldn't stop laughing.
 
Dr. Sick, IM


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When my son was very little, I used to call him "Mr Tussy" (baby talk for "rear end" in our family")

Once, when talking to him about being a doctor, I told him that there were doctors who only took care of people's behinds.

I told him, "You could be Dr. Tussy, the tussy doctor!"
 
Not a doctor, but would you choose Dedman Hospital for your surgery?
 
An ortho I worked with had a mentor named Dr. Bonesaw


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I saw a guy in ortho named Dr. Couch, Dr. Crane Couch. Too bad he didn't go into psychiatry.
 
Where I did residency, there was both a Dr House (general surgery) and a Dr Pepper (don't remember specialty).
 
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