Funniest Doctors Name

[DrLalich]

Dr. James Toot, Department of Gastroenterology

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[FrkyBgStok]

Dr. Felts- OB/GYN

 

[LauraRN]

Dr Brahainy (pronounced "Brainy") - neurology
Dr. Fawcett - uro

both real

 

[blaze1306]

My ex-girlfriend GYNO... DR Clap.

Real last name.

 

[DarkWingDuck]

Dr. Virtue
Dermatology

--The guy's got a huge product line.



Dr. Mirza
Internal Medicine

--It is pronounced exactly like MRSA; Every time I hear it I look around to see if anyone if laughing. They never are.

 

[PurpleHaze]

Dr. Cash - Emergency Medicine

 

[NUKid]

Dr. Ring hand surgeon

 

[Dr.MISHKA D.O.]

Dr. Hartless Cardiology

 

[gagolden]

Dr. Richard Head. Man he hates being called Dick

I swear this is real

 

[NolanDNA]

Dr. Richard Head. Man he hates being called Dick

I swear this is real

I had a Dr. Atta Urem Butt (Gastro)
Sounds like Adda, your remmin' butt

sad but true!

 

[SuperFemDoc22]

I've heard of a Dr. Mailman. He works with a Dr. Flug and Dr. Oozer. They have a big 'ol sign in front of their office with their names and I crack up everytime I see it

 

[EastCoaster78]

saw this one today, made me laugh.

Aena H. Payne, M.D.
Assistant Professor; Director of Medical Acupuncture in the Pain Medicine Clinic; Medical School: University of Texas Southwestern, 1987; Residency: Children's Medical Center at Dallas, 1990, Faculty, Department of Anesthesiology since 2003.

 

[Wackie]

Dr. Hatchet - a neurosurgeon

Dr. Stitch - oral surgeon

Dr. Paine - don't remember

 

[AFSmiley]

Hopefully, I will get to be a Dr. Peffer. And yes, there will be a can of DP on my desk at all times.

 

[lilymoo]

Dr. Big
Dr. Lovinggood

Both urologists in my city.

 

[DR. EMS]

I have a friendwho is going to be a DO whose name is Warix, which is a German pharmaceutical for genital warts (think wart-ex in english).
Also, I have a friend who is close to getting his PhD in microbiology and then will be Dr. God.
Dr. Buda in my area
My aunt had a physician called Dr. Fuchs.
I know of a Dr. Penix in my area. None of these are fake! All are pronounced very carefully!

 

[phoebaly]

Dr. Chopko

He's a general surgeon

 

[path2be]

dr.peaster-urology
dr. hackett - gen surg
real names, real people. innocent. have not been changed to protect them

ohh btw, dr.eslicher = derm, he's a do.

 

[OMMFan]

dr. phillip coffin

(knew him as a med student, he graduated this year if all went well; in the same institution there was someone w/a Ph.D. who has the same first & last names)

another dr. love took out my wisdom teeth

 

[dr_frog_2010]

Here's a real gynecologist in my hometown (Fort Worth, TX). I have actually worked with him in surgery several years. He is a great guy and a die hard UT fan.
...... Dr. Sealy Massengill Ob/Gyn

 

[macman]

we had a dr. doolittle in my grad'ing class, too bad we weren't in vet school!

 

[VCU07]

I don't think I've seen this thread b4, if so feel free to call me a lazy ass for not looking b4 posting. I just posted this on another thread, but thought it would be funny enough to desrve it's own. Please contribute, if possible give specialty, it would be better I think if these were actual names. I'll go first.

Dr. Stubbs, owns a prosthesis store in Chattanooga, TN

Speaking of Chattanooga, TN I went to a ENT named Dr. Pancake lol

 

[Traumaturtle]

Dr. Hunter Green (osteo)
Dr. Mermer (works on tickers)

 

[em783]

Dr. Butts ... Colorectal Surgeon.

I was hoping I could say his first name is Seymour. But, alas, I think it's something like Donald.

 

[TheEleventhReel]

Dr. Hardaway (Urologist)

Yes, he's real.

 

[digitlnoize]

Ok. This guy is NOT a doctor, but his name is the greatest thing I have ever encountered. Ready?

Harry Tush

wait for it...

THE THIRD.

His name is Harry Tush, III.

How do you make that mistake 3 times in a row?!?!?!

 

[ellasmom]

From Idaho.....Dr Skye Blue, infectious disease and Dr. Dokter, internal medicine.

Both very real

 

[PlAnEjaNe]

An oncologist I saw back at MD Anderson a few years back (breast cancer doc.):

He walks into the room and says, "Hi, I am Dr. Pleasure.."
---I then interrupt--"Are you serious?!"
Dr. with a completely straight face "Yes."
Me--trying to contain myself from smiling even just a little


PlAnEjaNe

 

[AKN]

Dr. Stephen I. Ball (optometrist)
Dr. Payne (dentist)

Funny names I've known (non-medical):
Crystal Shanda Lear
Mary Christmas
Gaye Christmas (not related to Mary)
Firmus Dick (my childhood priest!)
Megan Love
Anita Wildman
Amanda Lynn (dad owned a music store)
Richard Koch (sadly went by Rick, not Dick)
Major Dick (military dude, so Major was a title)
And my all-time favorite, Harden Long (who was so proud of his name that he had it painted on the door of his truck)

 

[sexyman]

Dr. Goodnight- I wish he was an anesthesiologist, hes a plastic surgeon.

 

[Portier]

Dr Angie Jenny

(angiogenesis)

 

[Rickybobby]

Dr. Trickle

Yes, his first name is Richard. Everyone calls him Dick. Urologist in rural VA.

Good Times

 

[JellyJelly]

Dr. Looney: Child psychiatrist at Duke. his office was down the hall from mine when i worked there.

I also know of another pre-med whose last name is McDoom (she wanted to get married before she started working with kids). can you imagine a 5-year old going to Dr. McDoom?

 

[RajMahal]

From Idaho.....Dr Skye Blue, infectious disease and Dr. Dokter, internal medicine.

Both very real

St. Al's in Boise, right? I rotated there as an MSIV, i remember them.

 

[RajMahal]

ladies and gentlemen...

Richard (dick) Woodcock and Spencer B. Gay wrote a book together. You can't make this stuff up.

Big ups to Dr. Dicky, who first showed me this wonder.

 

[theserbatron]

i know an ER physician named Dr. Medic

 

[biggiesmallsiz]

Funniest name hands down---> Dr. John Smith D.O

LOLOLOLOL

i love you guys <3

 

[biggiesmallsiz]

Dr. Paine - don't remember

my money is on anesthiosology

 

[Kappy1]

Dr. Flicker - (Opthomology) . Professor at NYCOM.

 

[igcgnerd]

Dr. Noh pronounced "no"
I saw him wearing a black Jamed Bond villain type suit
"I don't expect you to recover. I expect you to die Mr. Bond"

 

[GlobetrotterDR]

OB/GYN named Dr. Love
(Real)

 

[Orthonut]

Intern at a practice across town:

Pedro de Pedro.

 

[ellasmom]

St. Al's in Boise, right? I rotated there as an MSIV, i remember them.

Yep, those are the ones. Why did you rotate there as an MSIV??? There are not many residencies or med student spots in Idaho.

 

[Former Quack]

My friend at SIU had the privilege of calling up the alumni and one alumnus was a Dr. Fat Ho.

There was also a guy in one of the computer classes whose name was written as Sh*thead (It was pronounced Sh*tteed.)

Those are both real.

No offense if any of you have these names.

 

[signomi]

From UConn:
Dr Harry Hoar
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/hhoar_2003speech/
Pronounced exactly like you think it is pronounced. An internist.

 

[Dr. Pickle]

I also knew a Dr. "Brainy" who was a neurologist i can't remember the spelling

PLUS my pediatrician was Dr. Smart --- no joke

 

[thePathOfMed]

Dr. Dre

 

[wvupremed2]

Dr. Legg -- Orthopedic Surgeon

 

[VALSALVA]

Dr. Toothacher - DDS
Dr. Fine - Plastic Surgery

 

[blahwhatever]

Dr. Kallus (Pronounced "Callous"). It was strangely fitting, considering that was the only doctor we were asked to stay away from when interning at the Stony Brook ER.