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Hey guys,
I found this e-mail I received today to be very encouraging and inspiring.
For all of you pursuing admission into advanced standing, read on and be inspired by some great people in history.


WHEN YOU'VE BEEN "THROWED"

It is well said: "Strength and courage aren't always measured in
medals and victories. They are measured in the struggles we overcome.
The strongest people aren't always the people who win but the people
who don't give up when they lose."

It's been said that Andrew Jackson's boyhood friends just couldn't
understand how he became a famous general and then the President of
the United States. They knew of others who had greater talent but who
never succeeded. One of Jackson's friends commented, "Why, Jim Brown,
who lived right down the pike from Jackson, was not only smarter, but
he could throw Andy three times out of four in a wrestling match. But
look where Andy is now."

Another friend responded, "How did there happen to be a fourth time?
Don't they usually say three times and out?"

"Sure, they were supposed to, but not Andy. He would never admit he
was beat - he would never stay 'throwed.' Jim Brown would get tired,
and on the fourth try Andy would throw him and be the winner."

Andrew Jackson just wouldn't stay "throwed"! And that determination
served him well for many years.

Life will knock us off our feet again and again. You've been there
and so have I. But some people just won't stay "throwed." They get up
again, dust themselves off and go for it one more time. These are
people of courage. They are also people of faith and hope.

Maybe you have been knocked off your feet. Will you stay "throwed,"
or will you rise and give it your best one more time?
 
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nile gr8 thread!!!its very encouraging!good job,,i think lotsa people including me need to understand this thread and work on it....good job!!! :)
 
Hey Nile,
very encouraging point!!!
Thanks for posting
Cheers!
Rajjos
 
Just what I needed to read.
Thanks.
and peace and strenght to everyone :)
paz dent
 
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years,
are reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of
the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained
talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He
started working at A successful company at the bottom
of the barrel . He studied Economics And Business
Administration and soon began to climb the
corporate ladder and now he's the president of the
company. He became so rich that he gave his best
friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday,"

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is
also my pride And joy. He started working for a big
airline, then went to flight School to become a pilot.
Eventually he became a partner in the company, where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich
that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his
birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son
studied in the Best universities and became an
engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave
Away something very nice and expensive to his best
friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot
mansion,"

The three friends congratulated each other just as the
fourth. Returned from the restroom and asked: "What
are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the
pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .. What
about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a
living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a
disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. Why
should I be, He's My son and I love him very much.
Besides he hasn't done too bad either.

His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a
beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet
and a top of the line Mercedes From his three boyfriends…. JJJ
 
Lateral Thinking
This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking...

Just Check This Out!!!!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard...........



man
1. ------------

board











Ans. = man overboard



okay, lets see if u've got the hang of it.



stand
2. ------------

i











Ans. = I understand



OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?





3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/











Ans. = reading between the lines







4. r
road
a
d









Ans. = cross road

not having a good day now, are you?

redeem yourself,

5. cycle
cycle
cycle









Ans. = tricycle

not easy to figure out ha !



0
6. ------------
M.D.

Ph.D.









Ans. = two degrees below zero

c'mon give it a little thought !!



knee
7. ------------

light









Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)



u can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
8. ---------------

feet feet feet feet feet feet







Ans. = six feet underground

oh no, not again !!



9. he's X himself









Ans. = he's by himself

now u messing up big time.



10. ecnalg









Ans. = backward glance

not even close !!



11. death ..... life









Ans. = life after death

okay last chance ..................



12. THINK











Ans. think big !!



And the last one is real fundoo............



13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....











Ans. long time no 'C' (see)
 

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i have received the following in my email!thought of sharing it with u guyz...hope u enjoy reading.... :laugh: :laugh: :smuggrin:


I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 & 2005.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone
* will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo .
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot sheis, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take mykidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girlthat was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she'sbeen 7 since 1993...)
* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation toDisneyland.
* Still open to help someone from Bulgariawho wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions $.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, GaneshVandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)
* I stopped receiving mobile phones from unknown numbers for fear of virus
* I am planning to stop opening e-mails for fear of virus.

You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to ............. the following

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10
seconds, a bird will **** on your head today at 6:30 p.m. Give me a
break!! :laugh:
 
fido! said:
i have received the following in my email!thought of sharing it with u guyz...hope u enjoy reading.... :laugh: :laugh: :smuggrin:


I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 & 2005.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone
* will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo .
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot sheis, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take mykidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girlthat was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she'sbeen 7 since 1993...)
* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation toDisneyland.
* Still open to help someone from Bulgariawho wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions $.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, GaneshVandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)
* I stopped receiving mobile phones from unknown numbers for fear of virus
* I am planning to stop opening e-mails for fear of virus.

You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to ............. the following

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10
seconds, a bird will **** on your head today at 6:30 p.m. Give me a
break!! :laugh:
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good one :D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
fido! said:
thanks for liking it! :laugh:
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you are soo welcome! :D
How is the move to NY coming along?Your free days are numbered my friend! :D
 
fido! said:
yeah..right!thanks for reminding me! :D i'm getting old! :(
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Birthday looming large buddy? :D
 
fido! said:
naaa...i'm a november baby!!!thinking of joining school ..makes me old!!! :laugh: :laugh: getting a lot of grey hairs.....!!
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:D :D :laugh:
 
:D Top 21 things Indians do when they come back to India.....
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Here are TOP 21:



21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health
conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four
Instead of Seven Zero Four)
Says "gas" instead of "petrol"

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing
every
time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and
counts
in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible
(but
deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee"
several
times, if the other person unable to

get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says
"Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is
experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways
by
which he traveled back to India, even

after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to
roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was
in
US..."
 
hey sherif.....
just stumbled on this thread.... shaklak 3ayish 7ayatak 3al akher!!

so are you a graduate of Cairo Unv.??
 
sweetgal said:
:D Top 21 things Indians do when they come back to India.....
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that was funny :laugh: :laugh:
 
Halaby said:
hey sherif.....
just stumbled on this thread.... shaklak 3ayish 7ayatak 3al akher!!

so are you a graduate of Cairo Unv.??
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Nop.... he is a graduate of 3ain shams :D
 
Hello Doctors:

I was born and raised in California,and I attended a dental school in Japan. After being there for 6 months, I started to realize a lot of things which really made me want to go home. I decided to tough it out, because I wanted to be a dentist since I was 8 years old. I shall forgive and forget, for what is too painful to remember, we should simply try to forget. I will be taking my licensure exams in 3 states where I have already passed the bench exam. I just wanna move on with my life back home. That's all folks!!! My story.....
 
sweetgal said:
:D Top 21 things Indians do when they come back to India.....
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Here are TOP 21:



21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health
conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four
Instead of Seven Zero Four)
Says "gas" instead of "petrol"

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing
every
time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and
counts
in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible
(but
deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee"
several
times, if the other person unable to

get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says
"Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is
experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways
by
which he traveled back to India, even

after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to
roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was
in
US..."
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hi,it is such a cool post and so very true.
 
fido! said:
true...very true,sweetgal! :thumbup: :laugh:
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hey fido..hows nyu treating you?excellent i hope
 
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

.........................................................................

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

.........................................................................


Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

.........................................................................


If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

.........................................................................


Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

.........................................................................


How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

.........................................................................


Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

.........................................................................


One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

.........................................................................


Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

.........................................................................


Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

.........................................................................


The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

.........................................................................


Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

.........................................................................


Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

.........................................................................


"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

.........................................................................


There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

.........................................................................


"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

.........................................................................


"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

.........................................................................


God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

.........................................................................


The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


.........................................................................

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........ :sleep:
 
fido! said:
;) good one,sweetgal!!! :thumbup:
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Thank you fido,,,howz life at NYU,,did u adjust to it or they r adjusting with u :laugh: ,,,sorry just kidding,,i know u dont mind :love:

all the best
 
i hope its going bothwayz.....hehehehe! :laugh: :laugh: :smuggrin: :smuggrin:
sweetgal said:
Thank you fido,,,howz life at NYU,,did u adjust to it or they r adjusting with u :laugh: ,,,sorry just kidding,,i know u dont mind :love:

all the best
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I got this one via email today..thought of sharing with u guys...hope u enjoy it! ;)


Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER and says his wife's been in an accident they tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case.

They page the doctor. He comes out to the waiting room to see a terribly upset Mr. Jones.

"Mr. Jones?" the doctor asks.

Yes sir, what's happened? How is my wife?"

The doctor sits next to him and says, "Not good news. Your wife's accident resulted in two fractures of her spine."

"Oh my God" says Mr. Jones, "what will be her prognosis?"

"Well, Mr. Jones, her vital signs are stable. However, her spine is inoperable. She'll have no motor skills or capability. This means you will have to feed her." Mr. Jones begins to sob.

"And you'll have to turn her in her bed every two hours to prevent pneumonia."

Mr. Jones begins to wail and cry loudly.

Then, of course," the doctor continued, "you'll have to diaper her as she'll have no control over her bladder and of course these diapers must be changed at least five times a day."

Mr. Jones begins to shake as he cries, sobs, wails.

The doctor continues: "And you'll have to clean up her faeces on a regular basis as she'll have no control over her sphincters. Her bowel will engorge whenever and quite often I'm afraid. Of course you must clean her immediately to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent she'll be emitting regularly."

Now Mr. Jones is convulsing sobbing uncontrollably and beginning to wither off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass.

Just then Dr. Smith reaches out his hand and pats Mr. Jones on the shoulder.

“Hey, I'm just messing around with you man, take it easy, she's dead!' :laugh: :laugh: :smuggrin: :smuggrin:
 
A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a
homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and
walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University
President's outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment
that
such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and
probably didn't even deserve to be in Cambridge.

"We want to see the president," the man said softly.

"He'll be busy all day," the secretary snapped.

"We'll wait," the lady replied.

For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple
would
finally become discouraged and go away. They didn't and the
secretary
grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president,
even
though it
was a chore she always regretted. "Maybe if you see them for a
few
minutes, they'll leave," she said to him.

He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance
obviously didn't have the time to spend with them, but he
detested
gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering up his outer
office.
The president, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the
couple.

The lady told him, "We had a son who attended Harvard for one
year.
He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago, he was
accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a
memorial
to
him, somewhere on campus."

The president wasn't touched. He was shocked. "Madam," he said,
gruffly, "we can't put up a statue for every person who a ttended
Harvard and died. If we did, this place would look like a
cemetery."

"Oh, no," the lady explained quickly. "We don't want to erect a
statue. We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard."

The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress
and
homespun suit, then exclaimed, "A building! Do you have any
earthly
idea
how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million
dollars
in the physical buildings here at Harvard." For a moment the lady

was
silent. The president was pleased. Maybe he could get rid of
them
now.

The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, "Is that all it
costs
to start a university? Why don't we just start our own?" Her
husband
nodded.

The president's face wilted in confusion and bewilderment. Mr.
and
Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, traveling to Palo
Alto,
California, where they established the university that bears
their
name,
Stanford University, a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer
cared
about.

Moral: You can easily judge the character of others by how they
treat
those who they think can do nothing.

A TRUE STORY ----- by Malcolm Forbes
 
sweetgal said:
:D Top 21 things Indians do when they come back to India.....
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Here are TOP 21:



21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health
conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four
Instead of Seven Zero Four)
Says "gas" instead of "petrol"

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing
every
time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and
counts
in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible
(but
deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee"
several
times, if the other person unable to

get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says
"Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is
experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways
by
which he traveled back to India, even

after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to
roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was
in
US..."
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thats funny but i think its true as well...:)
 
After a longtime i have seen this thread on first page, its the best thread.
 
Well it was simple.....Everytime you click on 'try again' the symbols are not the same on the next page....and any two digit number minus their sum will be 9 or multiple of 9...and symbols for 9 and multiples of 9 are always the same on any page but are different everytime you refresh the page...for example for 10-19 answer will be 9..for 20 to 29 answer will be 18....for 30 to 39 answer will be 27 and so on....and symbols on any page for 9,18,27,36,45,54,63,72 an 81 will always be the same....
 
Spiritual Jokes: Astrological Prayers


Aries
Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now?


Taurus
Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.


Gemini
Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?


Cancer
Dear God!!!


Leo
Yes?


Virgo
Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time.


Libra
Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think is best?


Scorpio
Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the b*****ds don't deserve it!


Sagittarius
Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating.


Capricorn
Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else!


Aquarius
Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridi culous!!


Pisces
Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.
 
Apt take on the astro qualities!
Hey Fido when was your b'day?just noticed you said that u'r a november baby!What's that bit about better l8 ......
 
CALALILY said:
Spiritual Jokes: Astrological Prayers


Aries
Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now?


Taurus
Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.


Gemini
Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?


Cancer
Dear God!!!


Leo
Yes?


Virgo
Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time.


Libra
Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think is best?


Scorpio
Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the b*****ds don't deserve it!


Sagittarius
Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating.


Capricorn
Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else!


Aquarius
Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridi culous!!


Pisces
Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.
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