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Boomer said:I always thought this one was
PhD: PeckerHead Deluxe......
Which of course reminds me of the following joke...
Four MDs and four PhDs are going to a meeting by train. The four MDs each have their own ticket, but the four PhDs (who have little money, of course) have one ticket among them.
The MDs ask the PhDs (in a caring manner), "How are you going to manage with just one ticket between the four of you?"
"Just watch," reply the PhDs. They all get on the train and the four MDs take their seats and hand their tickets to the conductor. But the PhDs all pile into a bathroom, and when the conductor comes by, a single arm reaches out and gives him the ticket.
The MDs, feeling enlightened, decide to try the same thing on the way home, so they purchase just one ticket among the four of them. This time the PhDs buy no ticket at all.
"How are you going to get home?" ask the MDs.
"Just watch." the PhDs reply. When they get on the train, all the MDs pile into a bathroom. Three of PhDs get into another bathroom.
The fourth Ph.D. then knocks on the MDs' bathroom door and says "Ticket please."