OK, I had another one that I forgot to put on the last post.
Would someone please help me figure out why the doctor's that seem to work on the ears, nose and throat can't decide if they want to be called:
1) ENT
2) otorhinolaryngology
3) head and neck surgeons
Head and neck surgeon is my favorite. While I know there is a fellowship for it, it looks funny on your white coats. Overheard by myself in the halls one fine day, somewhat paraphrased for effect...
Medical student: "So Dr. X, you are a Head and Neck surgeon. Wow, what an all-encompassing specialty. Being a head surgeon, it must be satisfying to work on the surgical disorders of the brain."
Dr. X at a big name institution: "Well, we don't work on the brain, that's neurosurgery."
MS: "Well, as I remember from anatomy 1st year, the spine is an incredibly fascinating part of the body, and so interconnected with structures in the neck."
Dr. X: "Neurosurgery again, son, with ortho."
MS: "The eye is a deeply complex structure, is it not sir?"
Dr. X: "Yes, the eyes are in the head, but that's ophtho."
MS: "But to be able to perform miracles on people with bad carotid arteries in the neck and prevent strokes, wow!"
Dr. X: "No, vascular and neurosurgery fight over that one."
MS: "I've always wanted to meet a doc in the specialty that cured my mom of her esophageal cancer."
Dr. X: "No, GI surgery does that."
MS: "Dare I ask, sir, if you work on people with injuries to the mouth?"
Dr. X: "No, oral and maxillofacial surgery takes most of those."
Pause...
MS: "Dr X., what exactly do you do?"
Dr X: "Mostly, we treat surgical disorders of the ears, nose and throat...oh, and alot of us become facial plastics experts!"
To all the ENT prospectives out there, you do amazing work. It's just that ENT is easier to say for the rest of us...