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I thought it would be funny for people to contribute a sentence that pokes fun at a specific medical field, and who better to make fun of medicine than the students! We see it all first hand and stand in disbelief at the ridiculousness that is our future. Call it a distraction from your current rotation, an icebreaker, a one-liner, a catharsis, whatever. I'll start it off, and let's see if we can take a dig at every group, primary care included. Repeats in a field are definitely welcome.
Neurosurgery:
1."Brain bleeding...open skull...leave a drain"
2. "Show me two fingers! TWO fingers! Good!
Progress note: POD#2 craniotomy, no events.
Physical exam: F/C all 4 extrem. PERRLA
Labs: Na 136
Assessment/Plan: Neuro stable, follow exam"
Neurosurgery:
1."Brain bleeding...open skull...leave a drain"
2. "Show me two fingers! TWO fingers! Good!
Progress note: POD#2 craniotomy, no events.
Physical exam: F/C all 4 extrem. PERRLA
Labs: Na 136
Assessment/Plan: Neuro stable, follow exam"