My theory on love goes something like this....
A MAN in love is like a fly on a wheel of a giant 18 wheeler truck......
He is all happy by himself flitting here and there, spreading disease etc when he decides to go and sit on the wheel of the truck.....
Then the wheels begin to move.......
Being the fly brain that he is, he thinks it is wonderful.......You know this wonderful feeling of motion, moving without having to move etc.....
From plain physics perspective, the time required to travel a half circumference diameter of a wheel is probably 5 seconds at most for a vehicle which has been just put into motion.....
On the lifespan of a fly......5 seconds is just a blip .....
BEFORE HE KNOWS......the truck has rolled over him............
GAME OVER!
5 seconds is all that it lasts yaah........dont say you werent forewarned!!!!!!.......
My GF is kicking on my behind even as im typing this, but i stick by my story!