Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! I am so sick of waiting!
I wonder what exactly they mean - this response could be interpreted a few different ways:
1.) We are so far behind, I hope we will even be able to be released by Friday.
2.) They will most likely be released on Friday.
3.) Stop calling us you *****s.
We SAID 5-6 weeks. On Friday, it will have been six weeks. They should be out by then, but they could be out in ten minutes. But we aren't going to tell you!
Instead we will give you our nice, canned call center response.
4.) Dude, I'm just the call center employee. I really don't give a rat's ass about your test score. I heard it would be by Friday, but who knows? And I'm really too hungover to bother actually confirming this.