Not to beat a dead horse but this is a true gem.
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I'm standing in the ED with my student badge waiting to talk to the doc. The PA looks at me. We know each other. They ask - "So, why are you here? You guys have summer off or something?" I say - "Yeah... we go back in a month..." The PA says (with a slight smurky tone of voice) - "When I was in school we did not have any summers off." (emphasis on "I" and the fact that it has been a while since they were in school). I say - "Different program..." (referring to the fact that the PA program is different than MD). The response floored me: "Nooo.... It's College of Medicine..."
I just repeated - "Different program..."
But then this is the same person who was telling the nurses a story of their patient, that began with "I am walking in to the room and say 'Hi, my name is ------, I am your ER doc today..." I did not listen to the rest of the story because I tried to discern if they either misportrayed themselves to the patient (BAD!) or misspoke telling the story (but why?).
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