Just bring the residents down to your level:i.e. they will make you part of the team when they realize that if you are a worm's belly button they are 1/2 inch off the ground:
1. So why did you "choose" internal medicine, family practice here? (Works if not MGH, i.e. makes residents make up something if their first choice was not your school, also let's them think of place as your school not where they do residency)
2. So are you able to pay off some of your loans with your resident's salary? (Rubs nose that they aren't valued as an attending and reminds them of how close they are to med school).
3. Did you survive internship well? (This is fun as it gives 'em flashbacks)
4. How did you do well on inservice exams? (Makes the so-so resident get red under the collar)
5. Do you think you would get fellowship x? (Makes em' happy that you "care" about their career and also reminds them their trial of fire is not over).
6. Ask chief resident if they would do a chief year over again. (Most can't answer intelligently and you become their life guru).
When they are vulnerable, then you ask to see more patients, do more stuff and you can but them out of conversations between you and attending without a problem. Face it, residents compete with us students for 'face time' with the attending, I guess what I did was relatively mean to residents, but at least I got my face time and when having a conversation with attending the little ole' resident can just sit there watch like a mouse and even be ignored if they are not on their game. Residents are not your friends they are like bishops or knights in chess, i.e. people to appease, learn from their mistakes, and steal patients from them and humiliate inocently when they are not on their game, other students are pawns to steal patients from, you are a queen/king and the other king/queen of the other color is the attending, you win when more people agree with your management plan and support you, end of story, when you can check-mate the attending you are recognized as an equal of sorts and get an honor. Really, I didn't care what residents think of me (or at least not nearly as much as attendings) as they are just something to be maneuvered to 1. take great care of patients 2. help me learn a little 3. to maneuver away from sucking my time with pointless social conversation and to maneuver away from attendings so I get more face time
Best Rotation:
1. Resident One (Knight) is put in their place by Darth's good knowledge and listens sans interupting Darth during rounds and likes Darth's presentations he offers to do. Neutralized, and ally to box in the attending.
2. Resident Two, doesn't like or really dislike Darth, but is marginalized from conversations with attendings by Darth and respect Darth extra work and humiliated by Darth who knew x about their patient so leaves Darth alone
3. Three students pawns all like Darth because he looks outs for them, gives pointers to third years and in exchange Darth gets more patients.
End Game - Resident one here, resident two there, a couple pawns over here and check-mate
I started out being nice like a little daisy flower, but you get trampled, third year is about harassment, abuse and intimidation, and if you complain it looks like you want to close the NFL and have everybody play volleyball. Time spent being nice is wasted, you have to be admired like a flower, but have thorns as well that stick in resident's sides, like a rose, better to be admired and feared.