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I'll defend it.
The arguments for calling in sick basically revolve around two trains of thought:
1) I feel too sick to work. I need to stay home to get better.
2) I'm going to make my patients sick, so I should stay home.
Here's what I say about that:
#1 - Shut up. You work in a hospital, and you know what people who are really sick look like. If you have some diarrhea and have to answer a few pages from the crapper, then do it. If you have the sniffles, I really don't care. I'm not covering your service because you don't feel good. It's internship, we don't feel good every day.
#2 - Has everyone forgotten the difference between a bacterial and viral illness? You have a f-cking cold. A cold. Seen a lot of people die of that lately? Have you admitted a lot of "Rhinovirus Sepsis" lately? And even if it is something a little stronger like influenza, put on a mask. Wow. That was tough.
Basically the best reason not to call in sick is that it makes you look like a p*ssy. And you're not a p*ssy are you?
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