Arz kiya hai.....

[nokia]

Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.


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Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon

Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon

Splash, Glug Glug, Splashhh!


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kash ke tere chehre par chicken-pox ke daag hote ,
kash ke tere chehre par chicken-pox ke daag hote ,
chand to tu hai hee,
sitare bhi saath hote .

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Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,

Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

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Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar

Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

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[DrGarfield]

Yeh teri aankhe zuki zuki,
yeh tera chehra khila khila,
chehre pe haath firaya to,
ek kilo "Fair & Lovely" mila!

kore kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,
tasweer bhi banayi hai, aur likha hai ye paigaam,
Zinda ya murda pakadne wale ko pachaas hajaar inaam!!!

 

[Athene]

 

[sunny123]

Yeh teri aankhe zuki zuki,
yeh tera chehra khila khila,
chehre pe haath firaya to,
ek kilo "Fair & Lovely" mila!

kore kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,
tasweer bhi banayi hai, aur likha hai ye paigaam,
Zinda ya murda pakadne wale ko pachaas hajaar inaam!!!

I can sing this, first-class style!

 

[Athene]

Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.


--------------------------------------------------------
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon

Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon

Splash, Glug Glug, Splashhh!


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kash ke tere chehre par chicken-pox ke daag hote ,
kash ke tere chehre par chicken-pox ke daag hote ,
chand to tu hai hee,
sitare bhi saath hote .

--------------------------------------
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,

Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

-------------------------------
Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar

Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

--------------------------------
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

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Hey..Bhuvan...I guess ur finals are approaching or may be going on........all the best..........

 

[fido!]

good one!

Yeh teri aankhe zuki zuki,
yeh tera chehra khila khila,
chehre pe haath firaya to,
ek kilo "Fair & Lovely" mila!

 

[fido!]

inshallah,subhanallah!kya baat hai nokia mia!aur bhi kuch pesh ho jaaye!!!

Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.


--------------------------------------------------------
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon

Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon

Splash, Glug Glug, Splashhh!


-------------------------------------
kash ke tere chehre par chicken-pox ke daag hote ,
kash ke tere chehre par chicken-pox ke daag hote ,
chand to tu hai hee,
sitare bhi saath hote .

--------------------------------------
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,

Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

-------------------------------
Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar

Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

--------------------------------
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

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[nokia]

Yeh teri aankhe zuki zuki,
yeh tera chehra khila khila,
chehre pe haath firaya to,
ek kilo "Fair & Lovely" mila!

kore kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,
tasweer bhi banayi hai, aur likha hai ye paigaam,
Zinda ya murda pakadne wale ko pachaas hajaar inaam!!!
__________________
GARFIELD

LOL ..good one.

 

[nokia]

Hey..Bhuvan...I guess ur finals are approaching or may be going on........all the best..........

hey thanx a lot lady ..it is going on ....BTW ..who`s bhuvan ???

 

[nokia]

inshallah,subhanallah!kya baat hai nokia mia!aur bhi kuch pesh ho jaaye!!!

thanx buddy ....do`t go away ..we`ll b back , right after a shoooooooooort break..

lol

 

[Athene]

hey thanx a lot lady ..it is going on ....BTW ..who`s bhuvan ???

Is ur avatar not BHuvan from Lagaan....

 

[fido!]

i dont think so.........

Is ur avatar not BHuvan from Lagaan....

 

[nokia]

Is ur avatar not BHuvan from Lagaan....

oh man !!!

it`s eminem !

 

[Athene]

oh man !!!

it`s eminem !

Is that eminem.....omg......I can not believe my eyes......

 

[shardul]

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, you ask why?
I come close to you, you feel shy,
I say those three magical words....
"Ayela, tyre puncture!!!"

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun,
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... Ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

 

[nokia]

rofl.GOOD ONE MATE ..KEEP IT UP

 

[nokia]

rofl.GOOD ONE MATE ..KEEP IT UP

 

[DrGarfield]

shadi karni thi, kismat khuli nahi;
Tajmahal banana tha, Mumtaz mili nahi;

Fir kismat khuli, Mumtaaz mili!!!

Tazmahal ab bhi banana hai- lekin ab Mumtaz marti nahi!

 

[fido!]

yup!i knew that!meeta,cant u differentiate b/w aamir&eminem?jeeeeeez!

oh man !!!

it`s eminem !

 

[fido!]

whatever!as if i care!

ur a jerk.....

 

[scha2005]

hi
cool site
i missed time when i had my cell phone in india
woh guzra zamana....
woh cell to cell msg hona
cool guys
ek aur ho jai

 

[desikudi]

grt shayari's .....

 

[shardul]

Woh bhi kya din the
jab log tumhe diwanon ki tarah "kiss" karte the
Haina tumhari footi kismat ki
us waqt tum sirf 2 sal ke bachhe hua karte the!

 

[nokia]

lol
is that original ?

 

[shardul]

lol
is that original ?

nah! that was just a sms forward.. here are some more

Durakht ke paimane pe
chilman e husn ka yeh furkat se sharmana

Durakht ke paimane pe
chilman e husn ka yeh furkat se sharmana

Yeh line samajh mein aaye to zara hume bhi batana

This one is bit lewd but ladies please forgive me i cant help it-

Ek bar premika ke dwar be janab Ghalib susu karte pakde janne par bole, "Tere ishq ne mujhe itna dukhi banaya ki
Kambakht aasuon ne bhi apna rasta badal diya"

 

[nokia]

lol
statuary warning was essential .

 

[shardul]

lol
statuary warning was essential .

 

[shardul]

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, you ask why?
I come close to you, you feel shy,
I say those three magical words....
"Ayela, tyre puncture!!!"

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun,
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... Ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

 

[nokia]

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, you ask why?
I come close to you, you feel shy,
I say those three magical words....
"Ayela, tyre puncture!!!"

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun,
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... Ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

 

[parasiteatwork]

excellent !!!!!!!!!

 

[shardul]

Mere marne ke bad
mere doston yun ansoo na bahana
yaad mei aayegi to sidhe uper chale aana

 

[nokia]

Mere marne ke bad
mere doston yun ansoo na bahana
yaad mei aayegi to sidhe uper chale aana