I am happy to appease outpatient docs, like admitting their patients or performing a test when it is within reason; however, when it is this scenario, and the outpatient doc is not the one admitting, not the one who is going to see them in the hospital, and there is no indication whatsoever for the test they are recommending, I have no qualms telling these patients and their families “no”. We are essentially just passing the buck to our IM colleagues when we appease ridiculous requests like this.
Can you imagine how much more “fun” this patient and family will be when they bounce back for the pt’s post LP headache? Sometimes we have to save pts from themselves.
This, plus this nonsense stems from the fact that this patient (if it should be admitted), should be DIRECTLY ADMITTED.
Then, it becomes a discussion between IM and FP, without an unnecessary EM visit/expense.
I swear to FoxGod that if some ******* sends my spouse or dad to the ER for "admission", that I will call them and personally berate them.
Now, not to complain without presenting a solution, I submit this:
If a chart audit (and yes, we EPs need to document this) reveals a clear trend of "just go to the ER" from community doc (be it IM/FM/EM, whatever), then the fees incurred by the insurer for their bull**** admission-runaround willl be paid for by the referring physician. Yes, Nancy McDonaldHadaFarm NP; E-I-E-I-Oh - when you say "just go to the ER"; it will cost you a few thousand. Get used to it. Which is better? A few thousand out of your practice, or a brief conversation with the insurer that requires you to do your job at 4:45PM? Gee. I thought so, too.
Watch as this nonsense [ideally] disappears, and watch as a whole industry pops up to accommodate lazy community docs who no longer have their "RN on call" [i.e. - "just go the the ER" machine] available to them, as they've been fired because a box of bonbons and an hourly LPN to answer the phone doesn't cut the mustard anymore. ...... BONUS! - These new "admission centers" (perhaps run by hospitals) will also branch out to include a new troupe of "my widget is broken" experts who can do things like determine when a widget is working as intended, and the patient/family is simply stupid. Perhaps the widget expert can also provide education to the folks who can't work a widget. At the very least, the widget fellow (ooh, I didn't mean that; I meant 'expert' --- look out for that degree creep*; that's the NEXT hotword that they'll latch on to to imply a degree of expertise... I shouldn't have typed that) would be able to be on the phone to say things like: "Your PEG tube won't flush? Okay. Go back to bed. Come to us tomorrow morning. No biggie, homey." It would be similar to the LPN who only says: "Go to the ER", expect they'll say: "Go back to sleep and see me, the WidgetWizard in the morning, and you'll save everyone money, hassle, and frustration."
This post made me MORE mad now than I was when I started it.
So much for SDN being a spring of catharsis.
*I can hear them, now.
I did a "residency" in EM as a PA.
I did a "fellowhship" in widgetry as an NP.
Might as well be: "I did a study abroad in Spain.... where everyone spoke English. It was fun and I drank a LOT of SANGRIA and the guys were like, sooo cuuuute. Lolz. KAPPER DELTER GAMMER! WHOO!"
Remember when you were a kid, and you used a word that you didn't understand in front of adults; and you realized; "WHOOPS!, I didn't know what that word meant?!" If your dad was a good dad, he hit you across the cheeks when that word was inappropriate (and it was). If you were a good son, you stood up afterwards and said; "Yep. I
kind of knew what that word meant - but now I'm
sure that I shouldn't say it. At least until I'm WAAY older and I can really understand what that word means." [FREQUENT POSTERS: REMIND ME TO EXPOUND UPON THIS LATER, AS THE COROLLARY IS TOO SENSITIVE FOR TEH (sic) SNOWFLAKE CROWD...
psst...I wrote what a "bad dad" would do, but I deleted it.]
That's MLPs for yah.
Knock it off, physicians. You gonna be a good dad, or a bad dad? Pick a side.
Knock it off, pledges. The buck stops here. Get real, or get in line. Your daddy ain't gonna be here forever; as you so desire. If you're happy with your existence (and I'm sure that many, many of you are and should be)... then be quiet when daddy needs to talk. After all, its his bacon on the table.
Yes, I understand that I also don't remember every frame of S2E5 of Game.Of.Thrones.Of.Immunology; but I learned it, and its in my brain to make the necessary connection (singular) happen. And I've seen that episode enough that I can act on it. You remember that line that DragonGirl said and I didn't? Great; doesn't mean dragon$hit.
Yes, I understand that some of you are smarter than some of the MD/DO crowd out there; but you know what ? They can answer for themselves. Think VERY carefully before you ask for the same privilege.