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Pt: I need to buy some insulin syringes
Me: Ok, do you fill your insulin here? Or do you have your insulin bottle, diabetic card, or some proof of use to show that you're diabetic?
Pt:No, I left my insulin bottle at the house, but I fill my insulin at one of your stores in another town
I look in our listing of stores, find the store, call them and they say they don't even have his name in their computer
Me: Sorry sir, I can't sell you syringes without proof of use
Pt: But I've been drinking and I really need to take my insulin!
He then proceeds to shake his hand, trying to show that his blood sugar was high. Keep in mind, he had been standing perfectly still, looking calm cool and collected, until I said he couldn't buy the syringes.
*Unconvinced* Me: Sorry, but we must have a proof of use before we sell syringes to anybody. We've had problems with drug users coming in to buy syringes.
Pt: Well will the insulin still work if I drink some of it?
I don't know how he was planning to get the insulin out of the vial to drink it, but between me chuckling and facepalming, I think he got the idea and went to walmart across the street
Umm, you're not supposed to ask them if they are diabetic. If they are using syringes to shoot up heroin or w/e, that's fine. There's a reason why there is a government sponsored needle program for intravenous drug users. The whole idea is so that they don't reuse syringes and spread diseases like HIV, hepatitis.