I don't even know if being so ridiculously bored out of my mind counts as a good story, but let's just say him talking about accounting and politics for 2 hours, with no chance of an escape because he was on the same side of the table as me and I couldn't find a good break to just text my friends to save me or go to the bathroom, does not make for a fun time. Accounting sounds like a miserable job btw.
And apparently he just "doesn't like the taste of alcohol"...so you've tried all 5 billion kinds then???? He just sat there with his water and me with my vodka. And was like yeah being sober and watching drunk people is hysterical. Yeah ok...maybe the first time...after that it's just annoying....
"So what do you do for fun when not working?".....you watch football, anything else?? No? Ok glad we had this chat.
I had to suppress yawning, andddd pretty sure the woman in the booth next to us noticed my face of sheer boredom and took pity on me....
So I came home and cracked open the Bailey's, and have been happy ever since.