Hahahaha. Too easy bro.
Last time
I checked in India, money doesn't go on trees, your right. It grows in forests.......forests of black money. For those that don't understand black money, thats a separate discussion. Black money has to be spent..might as well put it towards a ****ty education, or towards a nice mercedes or BMW...oh wait, a 7 series BMW or for that matter any royal car costs TWICE as much as one back home. Damn import tax....
1)
clean air
depends on where I live? son, i've been to many places in India and the air is the same. theres no such thing as "fresh air" try going to the U.S. if you have a visa and you'll know what I mean. Air purifier?? I'm assuming you mean inside the house? That doesn't take care of the pollution the second you step outside. Oh wait, you can go in the nice mercedes you spent twice as much money as you should have and drive on the super clean and smooth roads where you don't face any obstacles that normally shouldn't be there and go to a five star hotel where they don't charge you 3 times as much for a bottle of whiskey and coke.
oh wait.
2)
general uncleanliness
Oh, i get it. because you have a mercedes, the potholes on the middle of the street, the traffic through my ass, and the inability to get over 50 kilometers on a fu***in highway disappears.
my bad. driver? I actually like driving. haha
3)
Child labour
expats don't come here out of choice dude. they come here because they F****d up back home. Nobody comes here because of choice. The expats I've talked to that are here for a couple of months are more than happy to be here for that long.
4)
Good food and alcohol
Buddy, I'm an NRI living here. I eat out a lot too. India is the only place where I have bought a black label for under 10 dollars only to find out that its
fake! hahah.
clubbing? oh wait, its couples only, and there are mostly guys that just stare at women to pick them up. its 1000 rupees for guys to get in not including drinks haha. Gourmet food? gourmet ass. You obviously haven't eaten at a gourmet restaurant. Maharaja mac from mcdanolds isn't gourmet sorry.
5)
Non oppressed girls
Like you we also hit up clubs, and we see girls too, many of them. Just scared to touch em since they might be a ....dude.
6)
gossip
it means everyone is fake. Friendships are very superficial if you had the brain to interpret that. Think about how many friends you have...real ones i mean. You obviously don't love a place you haven't been to so why are you talking about it?
7)
identity
By your own admission and from your statement, it shows you have a crisis. Basically your lying
with honesty.
8)
Independence
Freedom comes in many forms, least of which means I can do whatever I want in this place. Bribing people? that happens everywhere buddy. U.S., Russia, India, Canada....
9)
Reliability
Money
rents reliability. You haven't experienced life enough to realize what that means.
10)
Productivity
Everybody hears what your saying. Nobody listens....
11)
Corruption
If you have money, you can do whatever the F you want to do
anywhere
Now lets see what the pros are of America vs. India:
-Cost of living takes a toll on health, wealth, and prosperity.
-Level of living worth the
quality
-Its worth living like a servant in paradise rather than living like a king of the slum....*One man with one eye will
always be king in the city of blinds....
-America's freedom and prosperity
no matter how bad and corrupted a country is, if you don't have the decency or the pride to be true to yourself, you have an identity crisis and need to seek a child psychiatrist.
Its one thing to lie to a group of individuals. Everyone knows when someone does that and they just laugh. Its another to lie to yourself. Cmon, you hate India.
There is more, but my servant just passed away