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Anyone heard any good ortho jokes lately??
Anyone heard any good ortho jokes lately??
dchristismi said:To the guy who said he had a cat named Zucchini...
I have a cat named Ion. And yes, he's positively charged. Hubby wouldn't let me name the other cat Anne, though. But I tried.
EctopicFetus said:I want to get a dog (and will when I move). Debating on what a good name would be. Anyhow I am looking forward to coming home and looking at my dog and saying Sup Dawg!
EctopicFetus said:I want to get a dog (and will when I move). Debating on what a good name would be. Anyhow I am looking forward to coming home and looking at my dog and saying Sup Dawg!
DrMom said:We're having sustained winds of about 30 mph & gusts over 50. My power keeps going out.
hyperbaric said:Here, too. Lucky for me no power problems...yet.
stw2361 said:My poor Aggies from Texas A&M put up a valiant fight against UT today; now I have something to look forward to next year......
Jeff698 said:Since I seem to be on a post-pad streak here, how about something truly offensive and tasteless? In other words, just what I needed to come down after my 5th overnight shift in a row:
Joe Cartoon
Best empty your bladder before watching. I wish someone had warned me first.
Take care,
Jeff
Hawkeye Kid said:Sorry, Jeff, but you've officially been censored.
That was absolutely hilarious - I immediately forwarded that to all the Indians in my class. They'll love it. Thankfully they have the best sense of humor in the school.EctopicFetus said:
DrMom said:Today is my last day of my last required rotation of med school.
All electives remaining: no grades, no assignments.
EctopicFetus said:Congrats Dr. Mom, I too am in a similar situation. I will be doing 2 weeks of Gas, then 4 of rads, then all I have left is my medicine Sub-I.
How sweet it isDrMom said:Nice feeling, isn't it
*pencil drops on floor*EctopicFetus said:I propose this whole thread to be a good reason for us to as of today they have 33,766 and we have (not including this here post) 28,503, so we are down by 5263.
I think we should just post random, interesting and funny stories here and . Lets close the gap to 4K by Match Day! Surely we will all start a thread to discuss our interviews and match lists, then the match results!
USCDiver said:In Russia, EtOH consumes you!
MeganRose said:Have you been to Russia before? I really want to go there for a little while (maybe on 4th yr rotation) and learn how to gavorit the ruski.
ArtGod said:I have been! ya gavoroo po rooskie. It is great to speak russian cause so few others do. I can talk to some of my friends and others have no idea. Since many people have some basic knowledge of spanish that is lost with that language!
Gotta love the EtOH!
turtle said:My wife and I use Swedish as our secret language, since only a (relatively) few number of people speak it. It is great to be able to discuss others right in front of them and not be understood. It backfired once, though. The person we were trying to avoid understanding us spoke Norwegian, which is similar. Luckily we we not bad-mouthing them, only discussing tangential things.
Apollyon said:That is crass and very rude. Whenever I speak ANY language in front of others that don't (whether it's Spanish, French, German, or Chinese), I ALWAYS translate what I'm saying, for that same reason. My Spanish and French are good, and more people already understand them. My German and Chinese are piecemeal, but, even so, I still translate the little bit I know.
Whoa. My sister and I would never have full conversations in front of ppl who didnt understand, just a few words/sentences about how funny looking their shirt is....Apollyon said:That is crass and very rude. Whenever I speak ANY language in front of others that don't (whether it's Spanish, French, German, or Chinese), I ALWAYS translate what I'm saying, for that same reason. My Spanish and French are good, and more people already understand them. My German and Chinese are piecemeal, but, even so, I still translate the little bit I know.
Jambi said:Anybody speak Klingon?
I'm from Ukraine originally, and I can tell you that the ruski is pretty hard to learn... but that being said, from what i've heard from 4th years, many rotations over there don't require russian - so maybe they have translators for you? Jelayou vam shastya... (wish you luck)MeganRose said:Have you been to Russia before? I really want to go there for a little while (maybe on 4th yr rotation) and learn how to gavorit the ruski.