ONLY for girls....

[nokia]

SOME SMART REPLIES:



HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

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[Athene]

SOME SMART REPLIES:



HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

 

[fido!]

good onez,dude!i hope my gf does'nt give these replies!!!!

 

[Athene]

good onez,dude!i hope my gf does'nt give these replies!!!!

hey..it says "only for girls".....I am sure all guys snooped around.......

 

[fido!]

well u cant keep on hiding these from guys!atleast guys should be well prepared of these "girls"

hey..it says "only for girls".....I am sure all guys snooped around.......

 

[Athene]

well u cant keep on hiding these from guys!atleast guys should be well prepared of these "girls"

well..if ur gf is bhartiya naari...might not come up with these......

 

[fido!]

oh yeah??how can u guarantee that?now a these days,everythingz possible!samjhe?

well..if ur gf is bhartiya naari...might not come up with these......

 

[Athene]

oh yeah??how can u guarantee that?now a these days,everythingz possible!samjhe?

equality....rights....may be...... Prady,I am sure you can make everything right with ur humor....and jokes

 

[BDS-DMD]

These are 2 good. Incidentally they are representative of the "Bhartiya Nari".

 

[tinkerbelle]

That was great, nokia I couldn't stop laughing

 

[fido!]

thanks buddy!

equality....rights....may be...... Prady,I am sure you can make everything right with ur humor....and jokes

 

[fido!]

lol!well said,dude!

Incidentally they are representative of the "Bhartiya Nari".

 

[Athene]

These are 2 good. Incidentally they are representative of the "Bhartiya Nari".

 

[nokia]

That was great, nokia I couldn't stop laughing

thanx buddy

 

[nokia]

good onez,dude!i hope my gf does'nt give these replies!!!!

for that .......

psst psst....pray for me too .

 

[DrGarfield]

you mark any damn thing as Strictly for Women, and men will sure turn up there.

Men being Gays is a proof of that!

The most popular magazine in the boys hostel used to be Femina!

 

[Boinger]

those were pretty good =)

 

[Athene]

those were pretty good =)

where have u been???welcome back.....

 

[sunny123]

where have u been???welcome back.....

He just came home , and he's not even jet-lagged .

 

[fido!]

gr8 one!sure buddy!anytime!hahahaha!pehle mera khudkha to samalne to de!

for that .......

psst psst....pray for me too .

 

[fido!]

thatz true!i completely agree!

you mark any damn thing as Strictly for Women, and men will sure turn up there.

Men being Gays is a proof of that!

The most popular magazine in the boys hostel used to be Femina!

 

[nokia]

The most popular magazine in the boys hostel used to be Femina!

those days.....
btw it`s 'erotica' now at that position .

 

[nokia]

gr8 one!sure buddy!anytime!hahahaha!pehle mera khudkha to samalne to de!

lol

 

[Boinger]

He just came home , and he's not even jet-lagged .

lol yep
i got off of the plane and went strait to NY for purchasing than drove down to new jersey spent the night there than went to ocean city to setup a store than drove back to new jersey and then back to new hampshire... been hectic!!!! to say the least

 

[data]

lol yep
i got off of the plane and went strait to NY for purchasing than drove down to new jersey spent the night there than went to ocean city to setup a store than drove back to new jersey and then back to new hampshire... been hectic!!!! to say the least

I went to henry's today and saw the 20d. WOW its so freaking cool. Then saw a rebel for 800$ used. A 10d for 1010$ used. Couldn't find one for free

 

[Boinger]

i want a 1d mark II

now just to collect 4500k =\

 

[fido!]

to our gar....bhai....!
wishing u a very belated happy birthday!

you mark any damn thing as Strictly for Women, and men will sure turn up there.

Men being Gays is a proof of that!

The most popular magazine in the boys hostel used to be Femina!

 

[fido!]

hey garfield!what did u do on ur b'day?went on trekking with ur babe?

 

[DrGarfield]

hey Thanks prady
I was kinda tangled on the B'day- I had to appear for an interview for Assistant Professor position- and I had to wait from 8 in the morning till 9 in the night for my turn! Bad day- but finally i met my Gal at 10 and we went out for a ride on bike for a pretty hour, an had some pastries- so the hard day ended well!

 

[fido!]

well,allz well thatz ends well!

hey Thanks prady
I was kinda tangled on the B'day- I had to appear for an interview for Assistant Professor position- and I had to wait from 8 in the morning till 9 in the night for my turn! Bad day- but finally i met my Gal at 10 and we went out for a ride on bike for a pretty hour, an had some pastries- so the hard day ended well!

 

[*TRINITY*]

SOME SMART REPLIES:



HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

Oh no not again!!!!!! Quite popular email forward, huh?

 

[Student Girl]

 

[data]

70 ways to make a women happy

1st one: Shopping

rest is all 69

 

[DrGarfield]

70 ways to make a women happy

1st one: Shopping

rest is all 69

 

[Student Girl]

cool

 

[nokia]

lol