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Where is the thread about making fun of illiterate mexicans?
If they can't read it, what's the point?Where is the thread about making fun of illiterate mexicans?
'cuz you will eventually climb into a clock tower with a high powered rifle - and I want to be wearin' a vest.
Me: "We tapped your knee and found that you have gout. Any docs ever tell you that you have gout before?"
Pt: "No. One said I had dat travellin' arthritis."
Me: "What is travellin arthritis?"
Pt: "I don't know." [laughs]
Me: "Well, then you have travellin arthritis' and now you have gout too."
Note: Pt from Jersey, is gout called travellin arthritis in Jersey??
Haven't been on here in a while - but its nice to see my little thread is still a stickie...
WELCOME BACK! Are you still in Philly?
- H
7th grade- first oral report. first line: the octopus has eight testicles...... learned to spell right away
epidemiology case as a vd invstigator years ago- pt had primary syphillis, wife had secondary- taking his history--claimed to have had a 'sore on his subpoena' 6 mos earlier... (what kind of business was his layer in anyway???)
I heard this one the other day:
Super Heart Partying = Supraventricular Tachycardia
I find this thread totally offensive and racist. Show some class, people--you're going to be doctors (or you already are docs, unfortunately) who are going to be taking care of a diverse group of patients--and you laugh at them and the way the speak?
Wish I knew where you are all going to practice so I can avoid you.
I was just looking something up and ran across this thread. Not affiliated with the medical industry at all.
I agree with the above statement. You all sound like a bunch of dinguses. I hope to god I never have one of you responsible for my health care.
You're supposed to take care of people, remember? Seriously, grow up and show some class.
Sad state in here. Makes me look at medical professionals in a whole new light.
I was just looking something up and ran across this thread. Not affiliated with the medical industry at all.
You're supposed to take care of people, remember? Seriously, grow up and show some class.
Sad state in here. Makes me look at medical professionals in a whole new light.
Your post on the other hand made us see you as a complete douchenozzle with a vague grasp of Google and not much else going on in your life. But thanks for sharing. When you get done reading the "Medicine Sucks" thread, be sure to come back and share some more...dickbreath.
Something tells me that if you watched somebody die at work, you'd probably take the rest of the day/week off...we don't have that luxury. Humor is the only luxury we have, don't try to rob us of it.
I was just looking something up and ran across this thread. Not affiliated with the medical industry at all.
I agree with the above statement. You all sound like a bunch of dinguses. I hope to god I never have one of you responsible for my health care.
You're supposed to take care of people, remember? Seriously, grow up and show some class.
Sad state in here. Makes me look at medical professionals in a whole new light.
Dr. Cox on Scrubs addressed this very issue. A resident was taking offense that attendings were making fun of patients. Cox replied, "You see Dr. Wen in there? He's explaining to that family that something went wrong and that the patient died. He's gonna tell them what happened, he's gonna say he's sorry, and then he's going back to work. You think anybody else in that room is going back to work today? That is why we distance ourselves, that's why we make jokes. We don't do it because it's fun -- we do it so we can get by...and sometimes because it's fun. But mostly it's the getting by thing."
I was just looking something up and ran across this thread. Not affiliated with the medical industry at all.
I agree with the above statement. You all sound like a bunch of dinguses. I hope to god I never have one of you responsible for my health care.
You're supposed to take care of people, remember? Seriously, grow up and show some class.
Sad state in here. Makes me look at medical professionals in a whole new light.
Guys, c'mon... "youdrssuck" is obviously an EM doc or some other resident/med student yanking your proverbial chains. It's gotta be someone's alternate username.
Feel free to laugh at me if you want. I have been a recipient of emergency medical care more then a few times. I can not believe the few but vocal people saying that they hope they never have the doctors in this thread treating them. I have a short list of requests for my doctors, it is as follows: treat me and diagnose me in a competent and timely fashion. That is it. When I was younger I was almost blinded because I was fooling around dangerously with a buddy and a potato cannon. I really don't care if that makes me a running joke in the ER, or if a DR. and a bunch of his Dr. buddies laugh at me behind their backs. All I care is that I showed up to get treated, and recieved care that stopped me from going blind.
I feel like some of the negative reaction this thread has received is a result of an expectation that doctors somehow behave as superhuman and without human emotion. I have worked in customer service a lot. If you mispronounce a product or act ignorantly we laugh at you behind your back. If you create unnecessary work or stress for an employee, you will be mocked. If you can't stand strangers having fun at your expense never leave the house. In retail and restaurant service the stress leads to you the customer being constantly mocked. The only thing saving you from getting spit in your meal is the laugh we have when you are gone. Restaurants are stressful but pale in to comparison to emergency medical care.
All doctors and future doctors, ignore the anger on this thread. On behalf of all patients fix what is wrong with me and then do whatever it takes to get through your day even if it includes mocking the way I dress, talk, or act.
Amen!
And there's an entire LiveJournal comm devoted to mocking stupid customers. It's called, rather unsurprisingly, Customers Suck!. Anyone who thinks that people in other fields don't mock the ignorant, difficult, or just plain stupid people that they have to deal with day in and day out should go there and disabuse themselves of that foolish notion.
More then one or two of my stories are on Customers Suck, which is why I identified with this thread. I hope I am not out of line posting here, but it seemed like so far the only non docs were saying "how dare you?".
"I allegedly have diarrhea."
Hmmm. You don't say. Well when you're sure let me know.
Some patients seem to love using big words to describe their symptoms even if they don't know what the words mean.
Example: Anything Mike Tyson has ever said.
And one from my wife when she was on her OB rotation. Pt had a hysterectomy and an infection of the cuff. My wife walked in the room and asked how the patient was doing
Pt: "I have a dripping, rotting, pu$$y, how the F**K you think I'm doin?"
Classic. I've always been a little amazed that whenever I say, "Hi, how are you?" as I walk into a patient room that 95 of 100 times, the patient replies, "Fine."
If you're fine, why the **** are you in my ER? I much prefer your wife's patient's answer.
My answer to the question is fine or to be expected in this situation.
I like option #2. The other response I've always liked was when the parent says s/he is fine, but then points to his/her child and says something like, "But I'm not so sure about him..."
Ha! I love that. With a few exceptions, nothing says "I'm a *****" more than when that happens. (oops sorry YOUDRSSUCK)
Example: Anything Mike Tyson has ever said.
Feel free to laugh at me if you want. I have been a recipient of emergency medical care more then a few times. I can not believe the few but vocal people saying that they hope they never have the doctors in this thread treating them. I have a short list of requests for my doctors, it is as follows: treat me and diagnose me in a competent and timely fashion. That is it. When I was younger I was almost blinded because I was fooling around dangerously with a buddy and a potato cannon. I really don't care if that makes me a running joke in the ER, or if a DR. and a bunch of his Dr. buddies laugh at me behind their backs. All I care is that I showed up to get treated, and recieved care that stopped me from going blind.
I feel like some of the negative reaction this thread has received is a result of an expectation that doctors somehow behave as superhuman and without human emotion. I have worked in customer service a lot. If you mispronounce a product or act ignorantly we laugh at you behind your back. If you create unnecessary work or stress for an employee, you will be mocked. If you can't stand strangers having fun at your expense never leave the house. In retail and restaurant service the stress leads to you the customer being constantly mocked. The only thing saving you from getting spit in your meal is the laugh we have when you are gone. Restaurants are stressful but pale in to comparison to emergency medical care.
All doctors and future doctors, ignore the anger on this thread. On behalf of all patients fix what is wrong with me and then do whatever it takes to get through your day even if it includes mocking the way I dress, talk, or act.
My negative reaction comes from the fact that the thread is called Medical Ebonics. Pts say some funny ish but in my experience stupidity is an equal opp experience. And yes, despite previous protestation to the contrary, the term Ebonics is racially specific.