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Happy Thanksgiving! So OB has been great as a new attending. Let's have some fun. I'll start with some of my joys this year, feel free to chime in how you would approach these and your fun stories.
1) Fresh off the street in street clothes. Baby de-celling. A BIIIIIIG momma. No veins visible to the eyes, no time to roll in an ultrasound from the OR, no vein finder. Gotta go, gotta cut. Only thing available is sevo, nitrous, mask, and IM ketamine?
2) Again, mom coming in off the street, got an IV. But oh shoot, Mallampati IV --> can't see jack with the VL. LMA and go???
3) 10cm dilated and screaming her butt off in pain. Cursing everyone out. Will throw punches until an epidural is in but can't stay still for jack. Spinal? How much heavy bupi? Opoids?
4) Mom has moderate AS and MS. Refusing general.
5) Mom in sickle cell crisis. Baby de-satting. Urgent section needed. Epidural in luckily.
6) Your partner screwed you over with a patchy epidural, said nothing. You come on shift and stat c - section. Bolus and level not up to par. Sit her up and do a spinal?
7) Your partner did a CSE two hours ago with spinal dose. Now going back for urgent section and the epidural is patchy. Do you keep going with lido, or stop and try a new spinal. What dose of spinal? Am I gonna get a high spinal?
8) Seizure after delivery. Already on magnesium as she wasss pre eclamptic, now eclamptic. Oxygen sat is dipping a bit.
9) Your partner wet tapped. Decided it was a great idea to place an intra thecal catheter rather than just going to another space. Now running at 3cc of 0.125 bupi. She can't move her legs. What is the dose anyway for a running intra thecal catheter. I never learned that in residency. They would kick me out of residency for something as stupid as this. Oh great, the baby is of course de celling. We might have to go back for section, what do I dose this thing? Is she gonna get a high spinal. She's huge, and a Malampati III-IV. I can't deal with this now.
10) Doing a CSE for a routine CS. Awww, breathe of fresh air. She's thin too, not the BMI 40 I'm used to. Everything goes perfectly but the Arrow catheter does NOT thread. Turn 180, recheck, turn 180. Thread and nope. Pull out a little and re engage. Still not threading. No time to check another level before the spinal becomes a sacral. Lie her down and hope for the best in a patient that has had two sections and an abdominal surgery previously. Normally, I just do spinals for these anyways? Surgeon kinda slow tho, she needs to retire.
11) Mom is pre E, on mag. She uses an inhaler "once in a while", maybe "3 times in the last 3 years". The uterus is boggy as crap and if we don't fix this she will keep bleeding.
I'll start with these. Learning curve has been great so far. Especially neuraxial / regional. Being an attending is a lot different than passing a little gas and getting it out.
1) Fresh off the street in street clothes. Baby de-celling. A BIIIIIIG momma. No veins visible to the eyes, no time to roll in an ultrasound from the OR, no vein finder. Gotta go, gotta cut. Only thing available is sevo, nitrous, mask, and IM ketamine?
2) Again, mom coming in off the street, got an IV. But oh shoot, Mallampati IV --> can't see jack with the VL. LMA and go???
3) 10cm dilated and screaming her butt off in pain. Cursing everyone out. Will throw punches until an epidural is in but can't stay still for jack. Spinal? How much heavy bupi? Opoids?
4) Mom has moderate AS and MS. Refusing general.
5) Mom in sickle cell crisis. Baby de-satting. Urgent section needed. Epidural in luckily.
6) Your partner screwed you over with a patchy epidural, said nothing. You come on shift and stat c - section. Bolus and level not up to par. Sit her up and do a spinal?
7) Your partner did a CSE two hours ago with spinal dose. Now going back for urgent section and the epidural is patchy. Do you keep going with lido, or stop and try a new spinal. What dose of spinal? Am I gonna get a high spinal?
8) Seizure after delivery. Already on magnesium as she wasss pre eclamptic, now eclamptic. Oxygen sat is dipping a bit.
9) Your partner wet tapped. Decided it was a great idea to place an intra thecal catheter rather than just going to another space. Now running at 3cc of 0.125 bupi. She can't move her legs. What is the dose anyway for a running intra thecal catheter. I never learned that in residency. They would kick me out of residency for something as stupid as this. Oh great, the baby is of course de celling. We might have to go back for section, what do I dose this thing? Is she gonna get a high spinal. She's huge, and a Malampati III-IV. I can't deal with this now.
10) Doing a CSE for a routine CS. Awww, breathe of fresh air. She's thin too, not the BMI 40 I'm used to. Everything goes perfectly but the Arrow catheter does NOT thread. Turn 180, recheck, turn 180. Thread and nope. Pull out a little and re engage. Still not threading. No time to check another level before the spinal becomes a sacral. Lie her down and hope for the best in a patient that has had two sections and an abdominal surgery previously. Normally, I just do spinals for these anyways? Surgeon kinda slow tho, she needs to retire.
11) Mom is pre E, on mag. She uses an inhaler "once in a while", maybe "3 times in the last 3 years". The uterus is boggy as crap and if we don't fix this she will keep bleeding.
I'll start with these. Learning curve has been great so far. Especially neuraxial / regional. Being an attending is a lot different than passing a little gas and getting it out.