Xmas Gift from Naturopath Across the Parking Lot...

[drusso]

New naturopath in town from office across the parking lot shows up with a basket full of Kangen Miracle Water for clinic staff and patients sitting in the waiting room... also wants to car pool together for kid's ski team...what's your next move?

However, not all water is created equal

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[oreosandsake]

send back a beautifully wrapped box. tell him there are the most beautiful magic clothes inside. but only the wisest and smartest people can see them when they are put on.

they are light as a feather, and will protect him from evil chakras. Best for use during patient evals and trips to public places. magical effects nullified if he/she puts on any other clothes under or on top.

don't pollute your family ski time unless they agree to only wear the magic clothes on the ski slopes. bring a camera.

 

[deleted480308]

No one should be distributing things to your patients in your lobby

 

[hyperalgesia]

New naturopath in town from office across the parking lot shows up with a basket full of Kangen Miracle Water for clinic staff and patients sitting in the waiting room... also wants to car pool together for kid's ski team...what's your next move?

However, not all water is created equal

I would not tolerate this and would treat like any other solicitor.

 

[244913]

New naturopath in town from office across the parking lot shows up with a basket full of Kangen Miracle Water for clinic staff and patients sitting in the waiting room... also wants to car pool together for kid's ski team...what's your next move?

However, not all water is created equal

That guy is probably going to set up a c arm soon and start injecting with a midlevel to dole out the opioids and Kangen water refills

I'd move quickly to put him out of business.

- ex 61N