Would you eat a poop hot dog to gain admission to your first choice school?

[atticus27]

Anyone sitting on a waitlist willing to throw down a fresh poop dog?

---

Members don't see this ad.

 

[Passion4Sci]

Anyone sitting on a waitlist willing to throw down a fresh poop dog?

What kind of poop are we talking about here?

 

[atticus27]

What kind of poop are we talking about here?

It has to be human and not your own.

 

[Passion4Sci]

It has to be human and not your own.

But what KIND of poop? There are all kinds of poop you know...

 

[Optimator]

To gain admission, you don't need to eat. Just be full of it.

 

[Passion4Sci]

To gain admission, you don't need to eat. Just be full of it.

That can be said of damn near everything in this life.

 

[Optimator]

That can be said of damn near everything in this life.

Yeah. Welcome.

 

[Passion4Sci]

Yeah. Welcome.

It's good to be here!

Enjoying your stay?

 

[trailrider400]

Haha okay who did it? Who brought this thread back from the dead. I was gonna go to a bbq tomorrow but now I think I'll pass.

 

[thephoenician88]

after looking taking microbiology....and having our prof tell us the amount of colonies you could grow from feces


hell
no

 

[atticus27]

To gain admission, you don't need to eat. Just be full of it.

Agree.

 

[Kentturbo]

Kenny from Southpark did it

 

[mildlyneurotic]

Well I guess it really depends on what the person ate beforehand...

 

[Kirbypuff]

What quantity of poo are we talking about here? Because if it's a microscopic speck of poo, we inhale that every time we drop a deuce. And whose poo? The only poo that I would consider is the very first poo of a new born baby. And the quantity has to be small enough for me to encapsulate it in a small pill. I am willing to take <100mg of an encapsulated 1 day old infant poo for admission to my first choice. I would save over $60,000 total in tuition by taking the poo pill.

 

[SHC1984]

What quantity of poo are we talking about here? Because if it's a microscopic speck of poo, we inhale that every time we drop a deuce. And whose poo? The only poo that I would consider is the very first poo of a new born baby. And the quantity has to be small enough for me to encapsulate it in a small pill. I am willing to take <100mg of an encapsulated 1 day old infant poo for admission to my first choice. I would save over $60,000 total in tuition by taking the poo pill.

 

[Irish Football]

What quantity of poo are we talking about here? Because if it's a microscopic speck of poo, we inhale that every time we drop a deuce. And whose poo? The only poo that I would consider is the very first poo of a new born baby. And the quantity has to be small enough for me to encapsulate it in a small pill. I am willing to take <100mg of an encapsulated 1 day old infant poo for admission to my first choice. I would save over $60,000 total in tuition by taking the poo pill.

This is very thoughtful and probably reflects my feelings on the matter as well.

 

[rxlea]

Oh man necro thread

 

[smercer]

Well, I am glad you brought up a worthless thread to tell us you would eat some poo.

 

[AlPacino]

2 girls 1 cup.

Oh gawd!

OP, I said to myself I would do whatever it takes to get in my #1 school(as long as its ethical), but this is taking it beyond what I had in mind.

 

[nothingfancy]

If it was put in a Steak Chipotle and I would not die from it. YES,

AMEN TO THAT