I hate waiting, lol. Anyway, I know that if you call them, then they can tell you what your status is over the phone. But if they call you, then it's them telling you that you are accepted. Well, that's my understanding of this phone tag game.
And I am totally on the same page with you worrying. I've been anxious for over a week, lack of sleep and heart pangs and everything (hahaha). But like JamesLMT said, it's all a waiting game now. I hope we both hear back from them soon though!!
They only call you if you are accepted, as a congratulations. You are correct on that. You need to learn to breath and meditate! The next four years are all about waiting on things, test scores, step scores, residency placement, etc. lol.
But I feel like we should know something by now, especially since others already know their own status.
Idk, the only person I have seen that knows his status is someone that called in with a valid reasoning for an early decision. You are correct that your decision should be coming out soon based on the last ones. Keep in mind that the committee usually meets on Thursday (again based on past evidence) and perhaps most all of the decisions were made today. Always stay positive!