Episode #1. U of T prof and U of Somewhere else prof having a chat.
UTProf: I just gave my class a midterm. Brutal! The average was only 25.1%!
USProf: Really? My class average was 99.3%. I wonder why they're so different?
UTProf: Well, at my school, we admit lots of students we actually don't want. Our job, as professors, is to fail out 75% of our students in second year. That's the only way we can get huge amounts of money from first year tuition (the highest $ in Ontario, maybe even in Canada!), and drive class sizes down to gain points on the Maclean's rankings for "class size in 3rd and 4th year".
USProf: Yeah, that makes sense. I guess I intentionally make my tests super easy because I feel badly for my students. After all, they go to a sub-par university. I have to boost their egos somehow.
Epidsode #2. Two adcom members in a U.S. university debate who they will admit.
Adcom1: Well, what do you think of applicant A?
Adcom2: Oh dear, his GPA is 1.2. Rejection letter.
Adcom1: Hm. Let's admit applicant B instead. He has a 4.0 from Queen's.
Adcom2: Wait a minute! Applicant A went to U of T! You do realize that they have a large international pool of applicants and their tests are trickier than tests at other Canadian universities?
Adcom1: You forgot to mention that when students at U of T get their hands on old exam papers, they don't share with their classmates. That means that only HALF of U of T students are cheaters!
Adcom2: Point well made. A 4.0 from a non-U of T Canadian university means absolutely nothing. In fact, in my opinion, it is only worth a U of T GPA of 0.00000032.
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FYI I don't hate U of T. U of T is an AWESOME school
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This thread is stupid! Everyone shake hands and make up
Now can we please get on with our lives???