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more like a great white. or a blue whale.
No... It's only blue if it's been teased for hours on end without, well, an end.
more like a great white. or a blue whale.
i'd rather grope around to get the pager than what i had to do as a med student: the attending would unclip it thru their gown, let it fall to the bloody floor, then kick it to me. it really made me feel like part of the team.
Anyone ever touch an attending in what otherwise would be a wildly inappropriate way if it wasn't for the fact that you were trying to save a life with her/him?
i reallllly want to hear dr cox's answer on this
hm, maybe i'll tell. but castro should go first.
That is a fantastic post! May I suggest you submit it to Penthouse Forum?
Are you implying he made it up (like the rest of the stories in Forum)?
Are you implying he made it up (like the rest of the stories in Forum)?
I've taken to forcibly expelling all flatus before long cases, but this has backfired when I'm doing the valsalva grimace face and clearing all gas from my colon, and someone walks into the locker room at that exact moment.
Speaking of groping attendings...
Anyone ever touch an attending in what otherwise would be a wildly inappropriate way if it wasn't for the fact that you were trying to save a life with her/him?
Maybe this should be a seperate topic. I wouldn't want this current thread to get way off base.
That sounds like something my mom would've said...
My mom says things along the lines of "Its like trying to put a rubber on a limp d!c#" with reference to put a circular garbage bag on a rectangular compactor.
Hmmm... I guess most people's moms would've said "It's like putting a round peg in a square hole," but I guess your mom is modern like that.
I have only farted once during a case.
Unfortunately it was in a particularly long TKA revision, and I was in the full moon suit with helmet getup.
Remember that scene in Jackass where Steve-O has the fishbowl on his head with a hose attached to it, and someone farts into it, and Steve-O ends up puking. I always thought that was fake until I did that, because the smell really does concentrate, and it is really really foul.
Are you implying he made it up (like the rest of the stories in Forum)?
And how do you know the contents of Penthouse Forum, Dr. Cox?
You ARE bad, I knew it!
Besides, I was watching the E! True Hollywood Story on Hugh Hefner this weekend and they quoted some figure like 40% of Playboy readers were woman. We enjoy the articles too!
It's so cool that women enjoy the women in Playboy.
It's like how any good (porno) movie begins!
Unlike you men, we can appreciate the beauty of the same gender without being afraid it makes us homosexual.
Is that so? Bored housewife, comes across a Penthouse that the plumber leaves behind. Starts reading, get aroused, and lo, the doorbell rings and its the plumber returning for his "belongings". Much hilarity ensues...boom chicka..
You are going to get both of us banned for posting inappropriate material. Cheisu's Mom will start complaining to Lee!
Shoot... Whatever you wanna call it. "Appreciating the beauty of the same gender," lesbianism, homosexuality... If two chicks start kissing each other and enjoying each other's nakedness, that's cool with me.
Hey, I'm not the one who started asking about my naked "sausage" in pink scrubs a la Shock.
But I know... You couldn't resist. Such is the fate of any woman who crosses paths with me both in reality and virtual reality. Sigh...
Looking, just looking. Anything else is all in men's minds.
Wasn't "asking" just commenting. And besides, someone else made the sausage comment first, I just embellished.
Alas, too bad it appears you have yourself a rich fiancee on the hook. If that is indeed true, why are you doing a vascular fellowship? Relax man and spend her dough!
I know I missed it by a few days, but I can't resist a hand/shoe size discussion.
Shoe: 47 EU
Gloves: 9's over 9's (I go numb in 8.5's after about 30 min)
.... it's always interesting meeting a new scrub tech.
That or he is suffering from orthopodosis!
-Mike
Besides, I was watching the E! True Hollywood Story on Hugh Hefner this weekend and they quoted some figure like 40% of Playboy readers were woman. We enjoy the articles too!
It's so cool that women enjoy the women in Playboy. It's like how any good (porno) movie begins!
Besides, I was watching the E! True Hollywood Story on Hugh Hefner this weekend and they quoted some figure like 40% of Playboy readers were woman. We enjoy the articles too!
Looking, just looking. Anything else is all in men's minds.
Haha! I just wrapped up a month of ortho and it was wonderful... wonderful not to be the only freak rocking the 9.0s
Not the pool boy helping the bored housewife "clean"?
Or the UPS man delivering a "package"?
Or the pizza delivery boy dropping off an "order"?
Or the boss asking his secretary to take some "oral dictation"?
Or the quarterback asking the cheerleader to show him her "spirit"?
Etc.
Looking, just looking. Anything else is all in men's minds.
Haha! I just wrapped up a month of ortho and it was wonderful... wonderful not to be the only freak rocking the 9.0s
Those too... A twist on the pizza thing is the delivery boy who gives her one with "extra sausage." And then at the end "extra white sauce," classically referred to in the industry as "the money shot."
Actually it was a quote from his daughter Christine.The Hef said that?
Yeah, the most revealing part of the episode was Holly talking about how she and Hef have sex "all the time" and that he "doesn't need the Viagra". Ewww...I hope he doesn't hit her in the face with his flapping jowls.Right...and his multiple girlfriends are actually in love with him. But not for his money/fame/power.
you're missing out. you mean you're not a two-beer q*eer? (2 beers before you starting making out with your friends)
Aww...he's exercise kitten. I thought he was really cute...am I going to have to change it now because of your dirty minds?Hey... If it's all in our minds, then why is YOUR avatar humping the floor?
Actually it was a quote from his daughter Christine.
Details about my social life are HIPPA protected, but I'm not much of a drinker (sorry to disappoint).
The Hef has kids?!
Ah, cheap date, huh?
I enjoy very expensive steaks and when I do have drinks, its the $12 martinis, not cheap beer! So probably not a cheap date.
Pfff. You obviously haven't seen me on my dates then.
Suffice to say I'm too generous for my own good (considering how paltry my paycheck is!).
Well, then - you are welcome any time to come out here and take me to dinner at Morton's for fine dining and drinks, at your expense!
Morton's? I'll take you to Capital Grille (for steaks), Salt Cellar (for seafood) or Roy's (Hawaiian fusion!).
Funny to see several migraine-sufferers in this thread. I am also a migraine sufferer, usually induced by missing meals and was wondering how anyone with migraines could make it through surgery. I thought imitrex caused drowsiness, though. I'm glad my migraines are not immune to caffeine...yet.
We'll start at Mortons for drinks, go to the Capital Grille for steaks, over to the Westin for some massages and then catch a cab down to Old Town to either Trader Vics at the Hotel Valley Ho or The Mondrian to hang with the beautiful people.