Where have you been? You've never heard of the infamous Chicken Ranch or the Mustang Ranch in Nevada? Almost a rite of passage for Cali guys it seems, or at least it did in my remote memory.
Now I really wish I grew up in California.
Anyway, I looked it up and brothels are legal in Nevada counties with populations less than 400,000; Clark and Washoe (where Reno is) are the only counties with pops. that exceed that. The brothels are licensed, the prostitutes have required STD testing, condoms must be used and the women must be at least 18 (21 in some counties). Here is a link for you to Shari's Ranch in Pahrump:
http://www.sherisranch.net/our-ladies.php
Holy crap! Who's down with the next SDN conference being somewhere in Nevada?
Just because I have to get my money's worth, I'd go for way more than 7 minutes... Maybe 7:15.
Apparently in Rhode Island (closer for you!), sex for money is not illegal, but solicitation and brothels are.
If solicitation and brothels are illegal, then how does a Rhode Islander get sex for money?
Say, if was in Rhode Island and went to a local bar and picked up some chick. Take her back to my place, have some silly college-type one night stand. She turns to me and says, "So you owe me, like, $500."
Isn't that solicitation? I mean, it's after the act, but it's still asking for money for the sexual act that was just begun seven whole minutes ago (it would've been 7:15 had I known I was paying out my nose for it). Anyway, I guess it escapes me how money in Rhode Island is dropped for stuff like this if solicitation and brothels are illegal.
I mean, if it's not asked of me, I'm not just gonna fork over $500 to anyone. And, hell, I can play the same game the medical insurance people play:
She asks for $500. I review her claim. Deny it. Not an indicated act. Please provide more documentation.
She resubmits her claim using some fancy RVU calculation. Evidence that I "wanted" it and how pleasurable it was for me. She'll say something like, "Look, the majority of guys go for like FORTY-FIVE minutes and you went only SEVEN. So you OBVIOUSLY wanted it."
I re-review her claim. I decide that it was kind of pleasurable. I did get my rocks off in the prescribed seven minutes (since I have to get back to reading that God-awful goose chapter in Schwartz AGAIN to understand just WTF they're talking about), so okay, I'll pay it. But not at HER rate. I give her $50 with an attached letter to explain why and essentially I'd tell her that I've had better, I'm never gonna see her again anyway, and similar practitioners of the act are charging rates far lower and I've negotiated these rates with those people, and I will pay her accordingly. Sorry that you decided to go ahead and provide the service prior to obtainng approval (sucker).
Wouldn't it be great if the pay scheme the medical insurance companies use to pay us were applied to everyday situations?
I'd walk out of a BMW dealership with an M5 and then pay them what I paid for my 1992 Toyota Corolla with the rust eating away at the rear driver's side door.