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Reviewing my MLP charts for the last shift. Two MLPs under my "supervision"
- 63 year old with knee pain. No knee exam, whatsoever. Just an x-ray and "discharged". No MDM. No nothing.
- 23 year old with abdominal pain. Nonspecific exam, just "diffusely tender". No degree of tenderness, just "diffusely tender". No discussion about peritoneal findings. No inspection. CBC/BMP/UA and imaging all not imported into the chart; had to do that myself (Thanks, CERNER!) No repeat exam. Just "discharged". No diagnosis listed, by the way. Had to do that myself, too.
- 4 year old with head injury. Wrong PECARN (<2 years old) autotext loaded into chart. No vital signs. Physical exam? "Swelling to head".
*** Three charts, one MLP... Three nonspecific fractures (wrist, ankle, etc). Three splints applied. Number of neurovascular exams documented? Zero. ***
Attention MLPs...
Don't suck.
Also, don't clamor for "equivalence" when you're clearly not even close.
Am I mad ? You bet.
Here's the BEST part; these two MLPs have been "in the ER for 10+ years" and they want RESPECT for their profession and their dedication and their... shutthefcukup.
Attention, kids: read the MLP charts. Don't be like the other proles out there that just blindly click "sign".
- 63 year old with knee pain. No knee exam, whatsoever. Just an x-ray and "discharged". No MDM. No nothing.
- 23 year old with abdominal pain. Nonspecific exam, just "diffusely tender". No degree of tenderness, just "diffusely tender". No discussion about peritoneal findings. No inspection. CBC/BMP/UA and imaging all not imported into the chart; had to do that myself (Thanks, CERNER!) No repeat exam. Just "discharged". No diagnosis listed, by the way. Had to do that myself, too.
- 4 year old with head injury. Wrong PECARN (<2 years old) autotext loaded into chart. No vital signs. Physical exam? "Swelling to head".
*** Three charts, one MLP... Three nonspecific fractures (wrist, ankle, etc). Three splints applied. Number of neurovascular exams documented? Zero. ***
Attention MLPs...
Don't suck.
Also, don't clamor for "equivalence" when you're clearly not even close.
Am I mad ? You bet.
Here's the BEST part; these two MLPs have been "in the ER for 10+ years" and they want RESPECT for their profession and their dedication and their... shutthefcukup.
Attention, kids: read the MLP charts. Don't be like the other proles out there that just blindly click "sign".
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