Moosepilot,
I realize that there are probably a hundred other more serious issues you could have raised (and you did mention optempo, which is probably the most important), but I just can't wipe the grin off my face thinking that this is one of the first things that came to your mind. I'm sorry, I just had to pull myself up off the floor after this one. This just goes to show you how everything in the military is about perspective. Of all the things about the Air Force, this is what you complain about? In the army, the finance unit would laugh you out of the building (assuming you there during business hours, which of course is when the line units are working or in the field) if you asked them to fill out a travel voucher for you. I filled out every one of my travel vouchers, even the one-star that I worked for filled out his own vouchers. Seriously, is this something that is really bothering pilots? We used to gripe about not having armor on our Humvees, not having enough bullets, or having to **** in an MRE bag while on patrol...of course, we also used to bitch about how the Air Force got paid "substandard housing allowances" when they were "forced" to live in Army housing. How can housing for the army be considered substandard by another branch of the military? I swear...damn flyboys.
This reminds me of a cartoon that used to circulate widely in the infantry circles...it showed a grunt walking through the a heavy storm carrying a heavy ruck and he's saying "this sucks." Next it shows a paratrooper doing the same thing and he says "I think I like that this sucks." Then it shows a ranger doing the same thing with the caption "I wish this would suck more." Next is an army aviator in a helicopter looking down on the grunt and he says "it sure looks like it sucks down there." Finally it shows an AF pilot , grounded due to the weather in his trailor and he says "the cable's out, this sucks!"
With interservice love,
R
Edit - I do want to add how much I do love the Air Force...the AC-130, truly the most beautiful sound an infantryman can hear...like angels from above. Also, it was a C-130 that picked my happy ass up and flew me out of Baghdad for the last time. Nothing but respect.