Pt with brain injury and subsequent diabetes insipidus, peeing 1L/h, high Na bla bla you know. I get him on low dose Vasopressin gtt.
Call 2 hrs later.
-hey, Mr X UOP has dramatically gone down! It was 800ml/h and now I barely got 75 cc for the past hour.
Me: ok, thank you.
Page 30 mins later:
-hey, me again about MrX. we talked about the UOP a while ago and you still didn't address the issue.
Me: there is no issue, I am fine with these findings. Thank you. Click.
Page again in 2 min.
- I really think you need to do something, pt is going into renal failure!
Me: no, he is not. This is vasopressin doing it and I am fine with it.
- I am going to page your senior!
Me: please do.
Senior stands by me, we are admitting a new dude in the SICU.
Sr paged: Him: yeah, Dr Y, whassup?
RN: #$#^&#%*&! Renal failure! UOP was this and now that!
Sr: ????? That is fine. click.
5 min later, I am scrubbing in to do lines. Sr's pager BEEP BEEP.
Sr: Yeah?
RN: #$$&#%%#&!! You guys are making a mistake! Don't you understand? renal failure!
Sr: (goes ballistic) . Son of a %$@^@! Mother f %#&#! Whatta f%#& is your problem? $#&#*@*$@&%@%%^&(!!!! Do you know ANYTHING about DI?????? Get me your charge nurse, NOW!
I almost fell on the floor laughing... btw, worked with my Sr for many months now, the sweetest guy ever, calm and nice all the time.
She popped his cherry.
Call 2 hrs later.
-hey, Mr X UOP has dramatically gone down! It was 800ml/h and now I barely got 75 cc for the past hour.
Me: ok, thank you.
Page 30 mins later:
-hey, me again about MrX. we talked about the UOP a while ago and you still didn't address the issue.
Me: there is no issue, I am fine with these findings. Thank you. Click.
Page again in 2 min.
- I really think you need to do something, pt is going into renal failure!
Me: no, he is not. This is vasopressin doing it and I am fine with it.
- I am going to page your senior!
Me: please do.
Senior stands by me, we are admitting a new dude in the SICU.
Sr paged: Him: yeah, Dr Y, whassup?
RN: #$#^&#%*&! Renal failure! UOP was this and now that!
Sr: ????? That is fine. click.
5 min later, I am scrubbing in to do lines. Sr's pager BEEP BEEP.
Sr: Yeah?
RN: #$$&#%%#&!! You guys are making a mistake! Don't you understand? renal failure!
Sr: (goes ballistic) . Son of a %$@^@! Mother f %#&#! Whatta f%#& is your problem? $#&#*@*$@&%@%%^&(!!!! Do you know ANYTHING about DI?????? Get me your charge nurse, NOW!
I almost fell on the floor laughing... btw, worked with my Sr for many months now, the sweetest guy ever, calm and nice all the time.
She popped his cherry.