... We came up with a fourth, Trauma LIGHT (half the calories, all the fun!) and it has the following criteria (if any or all of these are met):
1) CC begins, "I was walking down the street and these two dudes..."
2) Positive Mullet sign (the Mullet can be graded, just like Spleen lacs, severe Mullets are known to show up on radiographic studies)
3) Inverted tatoo-tooth ratio
4) Foreign object in rectum (I'm constantly amazed at what gets stuck up there!)
5) 911-Taxi utilization (the numebr of the cab company here is 231-TAXI, so 911-TAXI is using EMS as a cab...)
6) Patient entering at 3 am with back pain that they've had for " 'bout 6 months."
Anyone have additional criteria they think should be added?