"I was in my house smoking crack when my AICD fired off."

[Indryd]

"It felt like I got kicked by a horse. But the pain went away after a few minutes, so I smoked some more crack. Next thing I know I woke up across town next to a garbage can, so I called an ambulance."

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[OldPsychDoc]

You just can't make this stuff up, can you...

 

[loveoforganic]

I've seen worse logic