Get an MD and then practice podiatry.
I promise you that you can recreate the experience:
Ironically pay yourself $75K like a podiatry associate.
Buy some high quality nail nippers and whenever you admit someone to the hospital - cut those bad boys down to size. Make a nurse clean it up.
Go to a podiatry conference paid for by garbage amnion companies.
Get board certified by a podiatry board that will certify anyone for money.
Do MIS bunions in your garage.
Scan everyone for custom orthotics.
Submit your story to a podiatry magazine explaining the amazing cross-over value your MD provides you in treating foot problems
Create an overpriced course that promises to teach DPMs how to think like actual physicians
Fill your office with little molds and pictures of feet. Get the famous one of the guy with a machete cutting a leg off.
Boom.
MD/pseudo-DPM
Never look back.