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Lucky you. Here's how it went my first week:
1) RN can't get peripheral IV, so he/she calls the intern
2) Intern realizes he's no better at IVs than the nurses, so calls the resident
3) Resident tells intern to tell nursing they have to do it
4) Intern tells nursing to just get it
5) Nurse asks someone else to try, who also misses
6) Nurse calls intern again, argument ensues
7) Intern calls anesthesia, who says, "We're not an IV team" and refuses to come
8) Intern calls resident, who refuses to do a central line, since the patient doesn't need a line that bad
9) Intern calls back nursing, argument ensues again
10) RN calls ICU nurse, who also can't get line
11) RN calls back intern, argument ensues again
12) Intern brings ultrasound to floor, looks for vein, then realizes he has no idea what he's doing
13) Intern begs chemotherapy nurse to try, and she hits it on the first try
14) Resident calls intern two hours later, and instructs him to discharge patient
Stupid orthopod...you could have saved yourself ALL that trouble if you had just paged the Respiratory Therapist to come place a subclavian!
I hear some hospitals are letting Dieticians float Swans.