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60 y/o F pops on the board with cc of "possible stroke".
I go to the room, the patient is in CT, I speak with the husband. She just received a call from her sister and daughter who hate her, and as of 3.75hrs ago she has been having "memory problems" but he denies any other neuro symptoms. I explain his wife will be back from CT soon.
Wife comes back. I do a quick exam. I cannot identify a single subjective or objective focal deficit. I explain that the neurologist will speak with her shortly because there was concern for stroke but it seems exceptionally unlikely. She asks me why there was concern for stroke. I tell her I don't know. I ask her if she used the word stroke in triage. She says yes. I explain that is probably why.
I go and speak with the PA, i'm very nice about it. The PA also thinks this is bull****. The PA went and asked a physician because the patient was so anxious and the attending told her to just call the stroke code and didn't evaluate the patient.
Neurologist does their robot eval and calls me back at 4.5hrs. I can't help but wonder what if this was a real stroke since we've screwed around for an hour and she would now be out of the window. Seems like a pretty bad response time. Then again idk if I believe in TPA. Anyway, neurology tells me they have some concerns about her memory but don't think its a stroke. They're still recommending an MRI and A1C and stuff. Shocker.
I go to the patients room and explain to her she is being admitted. She asks me who I am and why she is being admitted. I tell her we've meet 3 times now and thats why she is being admitted. I still don't believe her at all.
The internist comes down and thinks the admit is silly but is nice enough. She cannot have walked away from my desk for more than 60 seconds before she comes back and tells me the patient and husband do not want to be admitted. Fine with me. But she did make an agreement with them that I would get their MRI Brain before they get discharged from the ED. I fume internally but just say sure.
I call down and make the MRI techs come and get this woman for her emergent MRI. The MRI is done, and read, and its normal. This woman has now been in my ED for 6hrs. I inform her the MRI is normal and we will get her leaving. As they had all these nonspecific neuro recs like the A1C and statin based on LDL that are not being done, I have my nurse sign them out AMA. The AMA form terrifies the husband and patient, and now they demand admission claiming the patient is not at her neurocognitive baseline.
I have a somewhat terse conversation where I explain indications for urgent v. emergent studies, MRI wait times in the community, and how resource mishandling like this is why it takes 6 months for Jimmy to get his outpatient MRI to find out he has brain cancer. The patient makes a literal pouty face like a 6 year old girl and says she feels like she s "getting in trouble". I stare at her for 25 seconds in profound disbelief that this is what society has come to, and tell them I will admit them as was the initial plan.
I page the internist for admission a second time. The internist has reviewed her labs and her UDS is positive for marijuana so thats the diagnosis and now that the MRI has been done there is no reason to admit as there are no further tests that exist for encephalopathy (a complete ****ing lie). She recommends maybe I get a U/A before discharge. I go tell the patient they have to leave and they don't have to sign the form and to followup with PCP. I write a somewhat scathing note passive aggressively damning all involved and how the MRI was inappropriately timed and a waste of ED resources. The internist reads the note then comes down and almost-apologizes-but-not. She states she wants to work as a team and that if I had just pushed harder, she would have admitted. She admits for observation all the time to just "cover for the ED attendings". I rewrite my note to be less of a dick.
I go to the room, the patient is in CT, I speak with the husband. She just received a call from her sister and daughter who hate her, and as of 3.75hrs ago she has been having "memory problems" but he denies any other neuro symptoms. I explain his wife will be back from CT soon.
Wife comes back. I do a quick exam. I cannot identify a single subjective or objective focal deficit. I explain that the neurologist will speak with her shortly because there was concern for stroke but it seems exceptionally unlikely. She asks me why there was concern for stroke. I tell her I don't know. I ask her if she used the word stroke in triage. She says yes. I explain that is probably why.
I go and speak with the PA, i'm very nice about it. The PA also thinks this is bull****. The PA went and asked a physician because the patient was so anxious and the attending told her to just call the stroke code and didn't evaluate the patient.
Neurologist does their robot eval and calls me back at 4.5hrs. I can't help but wonder what if this was a real stroke since we've screwed around for an hour and she would now be out of the window. Seems like a pretty bad response time. Then again idk if I believe in TPA. Anyway, neurology tells me they have some concerns about her memory but don't think its a stroke. They're still recommending an MRI and A1C and stuff. Shocker.
I go to the patients room and explain to her she is being admitted. She asks me who I am and why she is being admitted. I tell her we've meet 3 times now and thats why she is being admitted. I still don't believe her at all.
The internist comes down and thinks the admit is silly but is nice enough. She cannot have walked away from my desk for more than 60 seconds before she comes back and tells me the patient and husband do not want to be admitted. Fine with me. But she did make an agreement with them that I would get their MRI Brain before they get discharged from the ED. I fume internally but just say sure.
I call down and make the MRI techs come and get this woman for her emergent MRI. The MRI is done, and read, and its normal. This woman has now been in my ED for 6hrs. I inform her the MRI is normal and we will get her leaving. As they had all these nonspecific neuro recs like the A1C and statin based on LDL that are not being done, I have my nurse sign them out AMA. The AMA form terrifies the husband and patient, and now they demand admission claiming the patient is not at her neurocognitive baseline.
I have a somewhat terse conversation where I explain indications for urgent v. emergent studies, MRI wait times in the community, and how resource mishandling like this is why it takes 6 months for Jimmy to get his outpatient MRI to find out he has brain cancer. The patient makes a literal pouty face like a 6 year old girl and says she feels like she s "getting in trouble". I stare at her for 25 seconds in profound disbelief that this is what society has come to, and tell them I will admit them as was the initial plan.
I page the internist for admission a second time. The internist has reviewed her labs and her UDS is positive for marijuana so thats the diagnosis and now that the MRI has been done there is no reason to admit as there are no further tests that exist for encephalopathy (a complete ****ing lie). She recommends maybe I get a U/A before discharge. I go tell the patient they have to leave and they don't have to sign the form and to followup with PCP. I write a somewhat scathing note passive aggressively damning all involved and how the MRI was inappropriately timed and a waste of ED resources. The internist reads the note then comes down and almost-apologizes-but-not. She states she wants to work as a team and that if I had just pushed harder, she would have admitted. She admits for observation all the time to just "cover for the ED attendings". I rewrite my note to be less of a dick.