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*tapping me foot ***
*tapping me foot ***
How about "Special K?. Remember the story about the kitchen incident at that party?AndyMilonakis said:Nah, it needs to have similar connotations as "Suitcase." And how this nickname of Suitcase came to be, I dunno. Oh I remember, it was a random assignment based on some HBO special about some weird sexual fetish. Yes, so the task at hand is to come up with a sex fetish name for PathOne.
Look! I am the master of the *BONK!* I coined and claimed ownership of *BONK!* long before people were appointed to the positions you mention.PathOne said:BTW: You can't *BONK!* me. You're not the official Spanker. Stormjen is! You're the SDN Path Clown. Remember?
Yeah. *BONK!* is with a bonkstick, not a hand. It's a totally different thing.AndyMilonakis said:Look! I am the master of the *BONK!* I coined and claimed ownership of *BONK!* long before people were appointed to the positions you mention.
Look at the big brains on banana. Exactly!bananaface said:Yeah. *BONK!* is with a bonkstick, not a hand. It's a totally different thing.
Um, a spanker goes *spank*. You just keep on *BONK!*ing Big K, ok? I like Big K better than Special K.AndyMilonakis said:Look at the big brains on banana. Exactly!
The spanker would go *Whack*, *Smack*, or *Pssshhh*. Not *BONK!*
And BTW, my *BONK!* supercedes the potency of any mere spanking.
That's Dr. K to you banana!bananaface said:Um, a spanker goes *spank*. You just keep on *BONK!*ing Big K, ok? I like Big K better than Special K.
Whatever you say, you're the DD.AndyMilonakis said:That's Dr. K to you banana!
designated driver?bananaface said:Whatever you say, you're the DD.
You can call me pre-D. Well more like D in progress: DiP.
Yup. Or double doctor.AndyMilonakis said:designated driver?
A *BONK!* is the cave dwelling predecessor of a *spank*.PathOne said:A *BONK!* is just spanking's poooh cousin, then?
no it's an autonomous collectivePathOne said:King of Comedy? Thought this was a Republic here...
No. Sanchez as in Dirty Sanchez.PathOne said:So my name's Sanchez now? As in Chris Sanchez from SWAT? Nice. I can live with that
never heard of a dirty sanchez?PathOne said:Ehhh.... ok..... ehhh... me no comprendre....
umm....ok?PathOne said:hmmm. you've apparently been so long in that suitcase of yours that you've become a little gender confused...
You mean behind pre-pharmacy!Caverject said:you guys are still 10,000 posts behind pharmacy......
Caverject said:you guys are still 10,000 posts behind pharmacy......
AndyMilonakis said:
STFU!yaah said:OMG whatever will we do? Our lives no longer have meaning!
then there's also the donkey punch. so now we have up to 3 choices for nicknames for PathOne:Havarti666 said:But is it worse than the jelly donut? I think not...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+jelly+donut
yeah whatever. fine have it your way, Donut!PathOne said:Although I'm also sweet, which tends to point in the direction of "donut".
Well, don't exactly look like him *LOL*AndyMilonakis said:yeah whatever. fine have it your way, Donut!
hey you can be this guy:
we have a few threads around here....PairODocs said:SO, I was kind of mean to a surgeon who posted on peds and feel kind of bad about how good it felt. Thought youse guys (and the Gas folks) might have some good stories..... I think they actually like being put in their places.
....A lot like toddlers looking for discipline.
deschutes said:Indeed. Nothing outrageous.
I don't think we've any surgeons posting here. Do we?
My only story from today is:
Gen Surgeon: (while excising 2cm lymph node) "There are some pathologists here who can't count above 5."
Me: "Yeah... it's difficult. You know those colonic resections?
Studies show that 85% of accompanying lymph nodes are < 2mm across.
And 75% of +ve lymph nodes are < 2mm across."
don't fall outta your wheelchair now.cytoborg said:
ENT = Ear, Nose, and Throat. The thyroid is near the throat there buddy.yaah said:My attending this week is having a field day with the ENT surgeons. He continuously calls them "Nose pickers" and whenever we get a specimen from ENT he says "the nose pickers" did this or that, or "Why are the nose pickers messing around in the thyroid?" etc etc.
I should mention that this hospital has a huge nose picking surgical case load. So it comes up about every 3 minutes.
AndyMilonakis said:ENT = Ear, Nose, and Throat. The thyroid is near the throat there buddy.
Lap chole. Lap chole. Lap chole. Oh, lap chole on a thin person for a change!yaah said:Yeah I thought about being a surgeon. For a couple of days. Then I saw the same procedures over and over again and I decided if they were that unexciting to watch and participate in after 2 or 3 viewings then it probably would not be best to train in the field and do it thousands of times.
As onlooker or participant?bigfrank said:I love a little competition!
deschutes said:Lap chole. Lap chole. Lap chole. Oh, lap chole on a thin person for a change!
There is a certain extremism that seems to go with the surgical personality. And then there is the hot air. I mean, ENT surgeons trash-talk general surgeons. And everyone trash-talks plastics. And yet the neatest work I've seen so far was done on plastics.
Whatever. Path people just seem to get along better even at close quarters.
Are you being sarcastic? Or complimentary like all nice path people despite the interruption of your previewing?yaah said:They were good people!
deschutes said:Are you being sarcastic? Or complimentary like all nice path people despite the interruption of your previewing?