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A young second generation NewYorker in the US was asked by his mother
to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this
is how he went about it...
" So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked
him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind
of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this
cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... Since
he was going, for like,something like more than 10 years or so.. he
decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they
could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary
****... really man...they had monkeys and devils and **** like that.
But this dude, Ram,kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was
fine.
But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his
babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy,was our man, and
also his bro, Laxman, pissed..... all the gods were
with him... So anyways,you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his
bro get an army of monkeys.. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the
damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok... ..so, Ram, Lax and
their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by
this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets
kinda boring,you know... no TV or malls or **** like that. So,they
decided to hitch a ride back home...and when the people realize that
our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well,
you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't
have any bars or clubs in those days...so they couldn't take them
out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and ****...and
since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was
pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks...
Really, they even had some local band play along
with the fireworks...and you know, what, dude, that was the very
first,no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized
fireworks...you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more
cooler and stuff,you know.
And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."
to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this
is how he went about it...
" So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked
him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind
of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this
cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... Since
he was going, for like,something like more than 10 years or so.. he
decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they
could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary
****... really man...they had monkeys and devils and **** like that.
But this dude, Ram,kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was
fine.
But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his
babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy,was our man, and
also his bro, Laxman, pissed..... all the gods were
with him... So anyways,you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his
bro get an army of monkeys.. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the
damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok... ..so, Ram, Lax and
their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by
this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets
kinda boring,you know... no TV or malls or **** like that. So,they
decided to hitch a ride back home...and when the people realize that
our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well,
you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't
have any bars or clubs in those days...so they couldn't take them
out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and ****...and
since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was
pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks...
Really, they even had some local band play along
with the fireworks...and you know, what, dude, that was the very
first,no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized
fireworks...you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more
cooler and stuff,you know.
And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."
