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Third year medical students like to complain, and not without good reason. We're paying out the wazu to do what we do. We are always under constant and often arbitrary evaluation. Our efforts are typically unappreciated and frequently irrelevant to patient care. However, despite all that sucks about being a third year, we don't have it all that bad. That got me thinking, what is the worst job in the hospital?
Is it the interns, who work countless hours doing tasks that can hardly be considered doctoring for a pittance of pay? How about the secretary in the admissions office who has to field calls all day from irate and paranoid pre-meds, yet to receive notification of their status. Could it be the operator, who spends the entire day answering mindless 5 second phone calls in a job that reminds me of "Nina" from Office Space?
My vote goes to the stoma nurse. Seriously, do these people have no nose? I have a pretty poor sense of smell, but I swear I can't stand more than 30 seconds in the room when these nurses are doing their job. S*** smells 300 times worse when it doesn't pass through a normal colon. These people spend their entire day dealing with these incredibly foul bags of poo. So here's to you, miss stoma nurse. You bravely enter a patient room and breathe through your mouth while dealing with a substance that makes my 500 pound homeless patients smell like roses. You should tryout for Fear Factor, because I think you would have no problem with the "eat nasty stuff" round. Obviously fear is not a factor for you.
Who gets your vote?
Is it the interns, who work countless hours doing tasks that can hardly be considered doctoring for a pittance of pay? How about the secretary in the admissions office who has to field calls all day from irate and paranoid pre-meds, yet to receive notification of their status. Could it be the operator, who spends the entire day answering mindless 5 second phone calls in a job that reminds me of "Nina" from Office Space?
My vote goes to the stoma nurse. Seriously, do these people have no nose? I have a pretty poor sense of smell, but I swear I can't stand more than 30 seconds in the room when these nurses are doing their job. S*** smells 300 times worse when it doesn't pass through a normal colon. These people spend their entire day dealing with these incredibly foul bags of poo. So here's to you, miss stoma nurse. You bravely enter a patient room and breathe through your mouth while dealing with a substance that makes my 500 pound homeless patients smell like roses. You should tryout for Fear Factor, because I think you would have no problem with the "eat nasty stuff" round. Obviously fear is not a factor for you.
Who gets your vote?