Why do you want to become a pathologist?

[Harbster]

Reasons why we want to become a pathologist.

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[b&ierstiefel]

i already told you my reasons for going into path when we had those guinness's a while back. need i remind you again? get yo ass back down to A2...your turn to come down here this time damnit!

oh...this is a poll...nevermind then.

 

[Harbster]

i already told you my reasons for going into path when we had those guinness's a while back. need i remind you again? get yo ass back down to A2...your turn to come down here this time damnit!

oh...this is a poll...nevermind then.

you're a trip, dude. hahaha

 

[cytoborg]

Because I want to be surrounded by beautiful people. Duh.

Because I like the feeling of "knowing everything" in medicine...because I like to ask why and understand how things work...because I want to have a significant say in patient care decisions...because I like being a consultant...because it's a broad field with many career choices...because I like continually learning new things...because I have many interests outside medicine...because I like the laid back personalities in path...because I don't care to be in the limelight...because I want to wear jeans to work...I could go on and on!

 

[Harbster]

Because I want to be surrounded by beautiful people. Duh.

Because I like the feeling of "knowing everything" in medicine...because I like to ask why and understand how things work...because I want to have a significant say in patient care decisions...because I like being a consultant...because it's a broad field with many career choices...because I like continually learning new things...because I have many interests outside medicine...because I like the laid back personalities in path...because I don't care to be in the limelight...because I want to wear jeans to work...I could go on and on!

Well place your vote!

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Because I want to be surrounded by beautiful people. Duh.

Because I like the feeling of "knowing everything" in medicine...because I like to ask why and understand how things work...because I want to have a significant say in patient care decisions...because I like being a consultant...because it's a broad field with many career choices...because I like continually learning new things...because I have many interests outside medicine...because I like the laid back personalities in path...because I don't care to be in the limelight...because I want to wear jeans to work...I could go on and on!

cut the crap dude. interviews are over!

just kidding. yes....beautiful women, guns, tranquilizer darts, water fountains, etc etc etc.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Well place your vote!

he did dude...don't get your panties in a bunch.

 

[cytoborg]

he did dude...don't get your panties in a bunch.

Humph. Thank you.

We dudes in wheelchairs need Pedro's protection.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Humph. Thank you.

We dudes in wheelchairs need Pedro's protection.

1. Pedro does offer you his protection.
2. Whatever you do, don't drink water out of a water fountain.
3. Harbster, have some compassion man...the dude is in a WHEELCHAIR!

 

[deschutes]

Did you interview in a wheelchair?

 

[cytoborg]

Did you interview in a wheelchair?

No. It was Andy's painfully politically incorrect ploy to guilt LADoc00 into spilling his beans of wisdom.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

No. It was Andy's painfully politically incorrect ploy to guilt LADoc00 into spilling his beans of wisdom.

and it worked didn't it?

it wasn't painful for me one bit on this end at least. can i have my wheelchair back now? i haven't left home ever since i gave it to you. immobility is a b*tch!

 

[cytoborg]

can i have my wheelchair back now? i haven't left home ever since i gave it to you. immobility is a b*tch!

Hmm...think I'll keep it. I kinda like how it fits with my "Masked Machine" image.

 

[deschutes]

Spilling his beans of wisdom? I like the way you mix up your metaphors! Somewhat like casting beans to swine.

Doesn't "Masked Machine" connote some degree of slick well-oiled movement? Sure isn't going to happen with a wheelchair!

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Hmm...think I'll keep it. I kinda like how it fits with my "Masked Machine" image.

cmon man....i'm getting ulcers that even frequent turnings can't fix now.

 

[cytoborg]

Doesn't "Masked Machine" connote some degree of slick well-oiled movement? Sure isn't going to happen with a wheelchair!

Hey now. Luke Skywalker had a robotic arm and was pretty damn good with a light saber. And I've seen those dudes play basketball on TV. Pretty sure they could kick my ass.

 

[deschutes]

So have I. My point is - they didn't just recently acquire their wheelchair!

 

[b&ierstiefel]

just shat my pants.

 

[yaah]

I'm the only one who has no patience for patients?

Odd. I thought hating people was the whole basis for this field.

 

[Harbster]

I'm the only one who has no patience for patients?

Odd. I thought hating people was the whole basis for this field.

I have no idea wtf deshutes, cytoborg, and Andy are talking about. They are like a bunch of thugs loitering on my thread. Scram ya hoodlums!

 

[deschutes]

just shat my pants.

It's been nearly 24 hours. The effect of those chilli peppers should have worn off by now.

 

[deschutes]

Dear Harbster,

I am waiting for "all of the above" to be made an option in "Why do you want to become a pathologist... Part Deux". And don't cures vary with the type of cancer?

Sincerely yours,

deschutes.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

It's been nearly 24 hours. The effect of those chilli peppers should have worn off by now.

no no...it has nothing to do with my diet. i was laughing and almost shat.

 

[deschutes]

I was being facetious you idiot! (oops that's twice in 10 minutes.)

 

[Harbster]

Dear Harbster,

I am waiting for "all of the above" to be made an option in "Why do you want to become a pathologist... Part Deux". And don't cures vary with the type of cancer?

Sincerely yours,

deschutes.

Dear Thug,

Please depart from my thread. If you chose to stay, I am forced to let Yaah take care of you.

Sincerely,
Harbster

 

[b&ierstiefel]

oh dear.

 

[deschutes]

Methinks 'tis time you and me depart for the lounge.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Methinks 'tis time you and me depart for the lounge.

girl, i'm already there....i'm at both places at the same time.

 

[Harbster]

Methinks 'tis time you and me depart for the lounge.

Where's Yaah at???

 

[deschutes]

He's here, should you wish to speak to him.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

He's here, should you wish to speak to him.

we're already all talking....

AIM rawks!

 

[PFCortex]

where is the "i-didn't-know-what-i-wanted-to-do-with-my-life-until-the-path-forum-and-then-i-knew-i-wanted-to-be-like-andy" option???

 

[yaah]

Where's Yaah at???

I enjoy a good fight.

 

[deschutes]

I enjoy a good fight.

Fight? I think he wanted you to kick us out.

 

[yaah]

Fight? I think he wanted you to kick us out.

Not every thread has to be about chances for fellowships and salary issues.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

where is the "i-didn't-know-what-i-wanted-to-do-with-my-life-until-the-path-forum-and-then-i-knew-i-wanted-to-be-like-andy" option???

yes...i like this option. Harbster, are you getting this?

 

[cytoborg]

I have no idea wtf deshutes, cytoborg, and Andy are talking about. They are like a bunch of thugs loitering on my thread. Scram ya hoodlums!

Watch out, I've got a light saber too. You don't mess with a thug with a light saber.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Watch out, I've got a light saber too. You don't mess with a thug with a light saber.

i'm having too much fun picturing this...a dude in a wheelchair yielding a light saber...

 

[yaah]

i'm having too much fun picturing this...a dude in a wheelchair yielding a light saber...

Is it a mechanized wheelchair?

 

[deschutes]

It must have wings.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

"now you know that evil shall always triumph...for good is dumb."

 

[deschutes]

There is something the matter with Darth, but I can't put my finger on it. Could it be that the weight of his head has crushed his neck into his body?

 

[b&ierstiefel]

There is something the matter with Darth, but I can't put my finger on it. Could it be that the weight of his head has crushed his neck into his body?

have you seen Spaceballs?

it's Dark Helmet, played by Rick Moranis.

 

[deschutes]

Ah well, Harb should've known we'd stomp all over his thread in his absence anyway

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Ah well, Harb should've known we'd stomp all over his thread in his absence anyway

yeah...we're meeting up with him in 2 hours....i'll be sure to tell him you said that

 

[Harbster]

There is only 23 of us?!?!

 

[b&ierstiefel]

There is only 23 of us?!?!

huh?

 

[Harbster]

huh?

Opps.........24 of us, we just had a future dermpath vote!

 

[deschutes]

I didn't vote. Or should I say, haven't voted.

Not for lack of trying, I might add!

 

[yaah]

I see 32 now.