What would you buy from the Med Bookstore with a $50 certificate?

[deschutes]

I was thinking of uninspiring things, like getting a copy of Boards and Wards for Step 3. Or some other Step 3 book.

Or maybe a nice alumni sweater or mug.

Could get a path book of some sort, though that's a bit silly since a book fund awaits.

Or I could be completely frivolous and buy like 10 of these guys

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[bananaface]

Ooooh! I like those little critters. Be frivolous. Get the hilighters that are shaped like syringes too.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

gunner

 

[bananaface]

blobby

 

[LADoc00]

Or I could be completely frivolous and buy like 10 of these guys

OooOO, Deschutes is that a fury vibrator cover? If so, why would you need 10?

 

[Gut Shot]

OooOO, Deschutes is that a fury vibrator cover? If so, why would you need 10?

One for Stretch, one for Mr. Pink, one for Oozy, one for Steely Dan II, one for The Ribbler, one for Medusa, one for Tiny, one for Slink-A-Dink, one for Mambo, and one for La Coocharacha.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

One for Stretch, one for Mr. Pink, one for Oozy, one for Steely Dan II, one for The Ribbler, one for Medusa, one for Tiny, one for Slink-A-Dink, one for Mambo, and one for La Coocharacha.

that's hilarious.

Medusa

 

[LADoc00]

that's hilarious.

Medusa

I dated a pediatrician once who pulled out a dildo that was purple, had rubber spikes on it and was the size of my forearm. I proceeded to choke violently on my own phlegm and ran for the door. She said it was called the "Terminator." FFS, would something like really feel good?

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I believe you can kill a person with one of those things.

 

[Gut Shot]

FFS, would something like really feel good?

Depends on whether you did time in federal or state pen.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

you mean federal pound me in the ass prison where you either "kick someone's ass on the first day or become someone's bitch"?

 

[LADoc00]

you mean federal pound me in the ass prison where you either "kick someone's ass on the first day or become someone's bitch"?

A classic.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

 

[bananaface]

you mean federal pound me in the ass prison where you either "kick someone's ass on the first day or become someone's bitch"?

From what my patients tell me the safer option, by far, is to be somebody's bitch.

 

[LADoc00]

How do I create a poll? I want to ask honestly how many female posters here own self pleasuring devices.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

How do I create a poll? I want to ask honestly how many female posters here own self pleasuring devices.

You have to make a new thread. When you do, it's one of the menus below the text screen.

 

[geddy]

You have to make a new thread. When you do, it's one of the menus below the text screen.

That's our Andy, always willing to help

 

[LADoc00]

You have to make a new thread. When you do, it's one of the menus below the text screen.

I checked the box for a poll, how do I code the poll?

 

[bananaface]

When you submit the thread it'll ask you to fill in the poll options.

 

[LADoc00]

When you submit the thread it'll ask you to fill in the poll options.

Got it thanks. Please feel free to vote anonymously.

If you want to also post a response on the exact model of device you use and frequency, feel free as well.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

That's our Andy, always willing to help

wow, that was deep.

 

[bananaface]

wow, that was deep.

did it jiggle, or no?

LADoc needs to know.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

did it jiggle, or no?

LADoc needs to know.

i don't know what you're getting at.

 

[bananaface]

i don't know what you're getting at.

Oh come on.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Oh come on.

Andy is not coming on to anything.

 

[bananaface]

Andy is not coming on to anything.

I'm sorry. No wonder you're so stressed out.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I'm sorry. No wonder you're so stressed out.

stressed out? nah.

recovering from a hangover throughout the day? um...yeah.

shots of Jim Beam = bad news = game over = endgame

 

[bananaface]

One of my patients told me that a fifth of Jack Daniels does not provide adequate pain control following a root canal. Please file that for reference.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

One of my patients told me that a fifth of Jack Daniels does not provide adequate pain control following a root canal. Please file that for reference.

duly noted.

 

[deschutes]

I dated a pediatrician once who pulled out a dildo that was purple, had rubber spikes on it and was the size of my forearm.

...like, this?

 

[deschutes]

When I came back and saw that my question thread had 23 replies, I knew all was lost

 

[b&ierstiefel]

When I came back and saw that my question thread had 23 replies, I knew all was lost

of course! threads stay on topic here for an average of about ... 8 minutes?